My Grandpa Shoes

[Garraty_47]

I generally try to like him. But he's constantly wagging his finger at me. I'm done. I don't want to have to try.

Welcome to Meltdown.

Protect yourself at all times and don't forget to strap on your big girl panties.

...or you can constantly whinge in the most boring fashion imaginable; obviously that's also an option.

lulz

 

[Lily]

Translation:
"He won't join my team and be mean to people I don't like so I'm mad at him too."

lulz

You do you, Slappy.

No, I don't need you to join ANY team. I've been online for many years, all without you. Imagine the hell out of that?

 

[Lily]

Welcome to Meltdown.

Protect yourself at all times and don't forget to strap on your big girl panties.

...or you can constantly whinge in the most boring fashion imaginable; obviously that's also an option.

lulz

I don't need a daddy...and if I did, I wouldn't pick you. You like @Blandscape so much, I wish you had 10% of his charisma.

 

[Garraty_47]

Likewise. You're a boore.

Translation:

"No YoU!!1!"

 

[Lily]

Translation:

"No YoU!!1!"

Go fuck yourself.

That better, boo?

 

[Garraty_47]

I call them as I see them G. Don't fault me for being straight up with you. You'd rather I lie to you?

If that's what you really think it's not lies I'm worried about... it's your basic discernment.

 

[Garraty_47]

You like @Blandscape so much, I wish you had 10% of his charisma.

As do I, lass. As do I.

 

[Garraty_47]

Go fuck yourself.

That better, boo?

Not really.
But that's not the worst part; the worst part is I don't expect any better.

Someone had to say it.

 

[Lily]

As do I, lass. As do I.

2 good ones now

 

[Garraty_47]

2 good ones now

...

I think I like you more when you're dropping f-bombs.
More GFY less trying to sneak a kiss, please. Thanx.

 

[Lily]

...

I think I like you more when you're dropping f-bombs.
More GFY less trying to sneak a kiss, please. Thanx.

Oh, that's not a kiss, mofo. That's just me being honest.

@Blandscape is a far better and more interesting man, even flat out drunk, than you could ever hope to be.

 

[Alticus]

If that's what you really think it's not lies I'm worried about... it's your basic discernment.

I only stated what I felt to be true. I never said that I was 100% correct. I'm sorry if I offended you but it's how I felt about that post you made. Sadly, you and I don't talk much like friends so we don't really know each other that well. Don't expect me to react to your posts like we've known each other for years and I disrespected you greatly because it's not fair. You started your first reply to my ass kissing remark by insulting my intelligence so you have no call to jump down my throat bro.

 

[Lily]

I only stated what I felt to be true. I never said that I was 100% correct. I'm sorry if I offended you but it's how I felt about that post you made. Sadly, you and I don't talk much like friends so we don't really know each other that well. Don't expect me to react to your posts like we've known each other for years and I disrespected you greatly because it's not fair. You started your first reply to my ass kissing remark by insulting my intelligence so you have no call to jump down my throat bro.

You know a discerning person might notice that the things he and I don't like about one another, we share as traits.

I've considered it and have been working hard to lighten the hell up in real life.

Here, yeah I'm guarded, much like most everyone else.

 

[Garraty_47]

Oh, that's not a kiss, mofo. That's just me being honest.

@Blandscape is a far better and more interesting man, even flat out drunk, than you could ever hope to be.

Now you're just repeating yourself.
We got that the first time, Slappy.

Fuck you're boring.

 

[Garraty_47]

I only stated what I felt to be true. I never said that I was 100% correct. I'm sorry if I offended you but it's how I felt about that post you made. Sadly, you and I don't talk much like friends so we don't really know each other that well. Don't expect me to react to your posts like we've known each other for years and I disrespected you greatly because it's not fair. You started your first reply to my ass kissing remark by insulting my intelligence so you have no call to jump down my throat bro.

You didn't offend me.
Why would I get offended because someone else was wrong about something? LoL

You're silly.

And since I think everyone deserves at least one free clue here's yours:

For the most part I like picking on people I like.
That shit's *fun*.
If I can't pick on you and the other way 'round yeah, we're probably not gonna be friends.

So have a tall glass of cement and harden the fuck up.

 

[Lily]

Not really.
But that's not the worst part; the worst part is I don't expect any better.

Someone had to say it.

You know what you can do about it, correct?

Yes, go fuck yourself. I am not required reading for anyone.

 

[Lily]

Now you're just repeating yourself.
We got that the first time, Slappy.

Fuck you're boring.

Pot to kettle: You're black!

 

[The Prowler]

Protect yourself at all times and don't forget to strap on your big girl panties.

You were typing that to @Lily....

That is her only choice....

 

[Garraty_47]

You were typing that to @Lily....

That is her only choice....

The low hanging fruit is seldom the tastiest.

Are you *trying* to make me regret complimenting your other poast already?

 

[The Prowler]

You didn't offend me.
Why would I get offended because someone else was wrong about something? LoL

You're silly.

And since I think everyone deserves at least one free clue here's yours:

For the most part I like picking on people I like.
That shit's *fun*.
If I can't pick on you and the other way 'round yeah, we're probably not gonna be friends.

So have a tall glass of cement and harden the fuck up.

Holy fuck!!!

When I read @Alticus 's post, I was almost sure that you were going to apologize. The dude is vulnerable.

You are a bitter, angry man.

 

[The Prowler]

The low hanging fruit is seldom the tastiest.

Are you *trying* to make me regret complimenting your other poast already?

I do not know.

Do you want everyone to hate you!!!!!



It would be weird to have something in common with @Lily .

 

[Admin.]

@The Prowler and @Garraty_47 Would you two get a room?



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Lily]

@The Prowler and @Garraty_47 Would you two get a room?



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@Garraty_47 has to think about it. He may have to reevaluate his life choices.

 

[Admin.]

@Garraty_47 has to think about it. He may have to reevaluate his life choices.

Whatever he does it will be more logical than anything the rest of us could even imagine, He doesn't media!

 

[Lily]

Whatever he does it will be more logical than anything the rest of us could even imagine, He doesn't media!

He's so freakin' pompous...

 

[Garraty_47]

Holy fuck!!!

When I read @Alticus 's post, I was almost sure that you were going to apologize. The dude is vulnerable.

You are a bitter, angry man.

I believe in tough love, bruh.
And if anyone needs it, it's Tatercus.
Yeesh.

 

[Garraty_47]

Do you want everyone to hate you!!!!!

In my experience what I actually want in that regard has never meant much.

I suppose I'm just an acquired taste and not many have the attention span and/or the good sense to do the acquiring.

Besides: growing up atheistic in the southern USA I learned pretty quickly not to give any fucks about other people's opinions of me. Most of those opinions are shite anyway.

 

[Jeannie]

So, the local jOak known as Fat @Lily has been going on and on and on about my "grandpa shoes".

She, surprise surprise, cannot control herself and is cluttering threads all around the board with her childish nonsense, making all kinds of personal attacks outside of Meltdown.

So, I am bringing this to where it belongs. Meltdown.










This all stemmed from this post that I made:



So Fat @Lily thinks these are shoes designed for old men.

It is embarrassing.

Why is it embarrassing?

The answer has nothing to do with fashion.

It has to do with Fat @Lily having no understanding of the function of adventure/athletic shoes!!

She is a fat slob who has no fuckin' about anything to do with an active lifestyle.

I will go through each pair of these shoes with more information.

And Fat @Lily can tell you how it does not bother her. How the shoes are "old man" shoes, or are not fashionable. And she will reassure you again and again that she is not upset.

But I know.

I know what this will do to her.

I know.

Fat @Lily.

I know.

it just aint normal, all that animosity

 

[Lily]

it just aint normal, all that animosity

I think he wants me to get upset by describing his behavior towards myself and a couple of others. He's been shitting on threads the entire time he's been here. No one calls him out on it, so I, and others, have basically said "fuck it".

He gets a taste of his own medicine and shits his pants.

 

[The Prowler]

Wait!!!!


Is that poop in my pants?!?!?!?!?


Nope.


Just one of my shoes.