What would you put in the Easter basket of forum members?

[Lily]

I can perfectly poach an egg as well

Oh wow, is @Joe gonna start masturbating now?

 

[Dove]

Oh wow, is @Joe gonna start masturbating now?

I hope not.

Joe.....please don't mastubate.

 

[Lily]

I hope not.

Joe.....please don't mastubate.

Sorry, I was sort of weirded out by the idea of a "sexy" Hollandaise.

 

[Joe]

I hope not.

Joe.....please don't mastubate.

..I think yer previous lives are showing, @Dove

 

[Dove]

Sorry, I was sort of weirded out by the idea of a "sexy" Hollandaise.

Well...I can make a good one but I don't know if it's sexy lol

 

[The New Holliday]

I would put 20-30 IQ points for x (or whatever it takes to bring him up to zero) and a lifetime supply of Clozapine.

 

[Admin.]

Get smart Atheists!

 

[Admin.]

 

[cw_]

muscimol extract 2 mg gummies

 

[Admin.]

An erstwhile BF Poster I won't name(ahem "froid") asked me to post this.

 

[cw_]

^Thanks. Have an eggstra colourful holigay.

 

[Admin.]

^Thanks. Have an eggstra colourful holigay.

So berry berry fruity-gay!

 

[cw_]

 

[Admin.]

A tale of two points of view. Wishes of good will or the airing of petty grievances.

 

[Seamajor]

^Thanks. Have an eggstra colourful holigay.

Duel sexed

 

[Dove]

My adorable boyfriend made an Easter basket for me.

He put a stuffed satanic bat in it. And he knows about my embarrassing thing with Cadbury eggs....so he put 4 in there. Along with more chocolate.

I ate all the Cadbury eggs within the hour and he slapped my leg and said "that's my girl" and I fucking love this man. LOVE him.

I made him promise me from now on every Easter he has to wear bunny ears.