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Blandscape

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Onto much more pertinacious questions, I bought a pair of Pierre Cardin jeans yesterday from dat there internet, tried them on and my arse looks fantastic in dem.

However, the legs are too long. I reckon I am shrinking, curvature of the spine obviously, but has anyone else since the 50's considered turning them up?
 

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Biggie Smiles

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is this blandscape's way of saying he wants some "pump me" short shorts?
 

Biggie Smiles

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Look at the child rapist humping all my posts. He must think my chirren are youngins

Nobody has ever humped your posts, just hump you every time they post.



Semen here is negging my posts like flies on corpses. Stfu
they all do that shit when they big upset.



He big mad that I outted him at VF. Evs is even calling for his banishment.
I don't know why any forum puts up with that child abuser
 

Blurt

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Onto much more pertinacious questions, I bought a pair of Pierre Cardin jeans yesterday from dat there internet, tried them on and my arse looks fantastic in dem.

However, the legs are too long. I reckon I am shrinking, curvature of the spine obviously, but has anyone else since the 50's considered turning them up?

Nah, don't turn up the cuffs, mate.

Lower the waist and hitch 'em higher.

You'll be the talk of the village. :ThumbsUp1:
 

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Look at the child rapist humping all my posts. He must think my chirren are youngins

Nobody has ever humped your posts, just hump you every time they post.



Semen here is negging my posts like flies on corpses. Stfu
they all do that shit when they big upset.



He big mad that I outted him at VF. Evs is even calling for his banishment.

Naw laughing at you, and your life’s choices. You didn’t out anyone stupid. You only proved how bloody stupid you are.