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I thought you'd never ask?
Valentines day. 2019.
Tis the cusp of spring and the spry young men, eager to impress their one true love with both song and words of endearment expressed by tongue and letter abound throughout the land. It is a time for joy. A time for proposals. A time to let your companion of the fairer sex know how much she means to you. The one day where every man is expected to look his lovely right in the eyes and say "baby I care"
Or, where such is simply not possible due to a life long battle with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, a corrosive body odor and a body mass index substantially greater than her IQ; ""partners"" of the male disposition are busy as buzzing bees drafting cease and desist letters to be promptly forwarded to avatars, PM utilities, web master addresses etc. etc. Indicating to all parties involved that the heckling must cease immediately. Or, if they neglect to comply they can expect another strongly worded letter of equal force to arrive once again!
And again and again thereafter.
Are you paying attention friends? Do you really wish to have your online handle named a defendant in something as serious as a lolsuit?
I don't
Heed the grave warning and gravity of the happenings. Amen
On a side note.
One simply has to wonder exactly what transpired in the two minutes between the draft of these rage PMs? Did they consult a Lawyers for Dummies manuscript? Together? And determine conclusively that stringing a bunch of words together on a piece of paper beginning with a target and ending with a signature was indeed feasible?
I must say, I was spending my 2019 Valentines day in an entirely different context.
What about you guys?
Valentines day. 2019.
Tis the cusp of spring and the spry young men, eager to impress their one true love with both song and words of endearment expressed by tongue and letter abound throughout the land. It is a time for joy. A time for proposals. A time to let your companion of the fairer sex know how much she means to you. The one day where every man is expected to look his lovely right in the eyes and say "baby I care"
Or, where such is simply not possible due to a life long battle with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, a corrosive body odor and a body mass index substantially greater than her IQ; ""partners"" of the male disposition are busy as buzzing bees drafting cease and desist letters to be promptly forwarded to avatars, PM utilities, web master addresses etc. etc. Indicating to all parties involved that the heckling must cease immediately. Or, if they neglect to comply they can expect another strongly worded letter of equal force to arrive once again!
And again and again thereafter.
Are you paying attention friends? Do you really wish to have your online handle named a defendant in something as serious as a lolsuit?
I don't
Heed the grave warning and gravity of the happenings. Amen
On a side note.
One simply has to wonder exactly what transpired in the two minutes between the draft of these rage PMs? Did they consult a Lawyers for Dummies manuscript? Together? And determine conclusively that stringing a bunch of words together on a piece of paper beginning with a target and ending with a signature was indeed feasible?
I must say, I was spending my 2019 Valentines day in an entirely different context.
What about you guys?
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