Things In Life That You Think Are Bullshit

[The New Holliday]

The price of the fanwear these days. Namely, a Tim Duncan jersey off Amazon.

Just get a plain white t-shirt and with a magic marker write:

.......... Spurs
............. 21

 

[Alticus]

Just get a plain white t-shirt and with a magic marker write:

.......... Spurs
............. 21

That's an immensely helpful suggestion Holiday. *hugs*

 

[The New Holliday]

That's an immensely helpful suggestion Holiday. *hugs*

You know who else can't spell Holliday?

PS: on the back you can write: Duncan and 21. A little bit of added authenticity there.

 

[BrothaSwilf]

i was great at playing 21 with friends. they called me a lot of beautiful names after i beat every one them.

 

[Alticus]

You know who else can't spell Holliday?

PS: on the back you can write: Duncan and 21. A little bit of added authenticity there.

Mr. Sensitive

 

[BrothaSwilf]

Mr. Sensitive

if you want sensitivity you knocked on the wrong door. try my door just know my pussy will kick your fucking ass if you touch it

 

[Alticus]

if you want sensitivity you knocked on the wrong door. try my door just know my pussy will kick your fucking ass if you touch it

No I didn't. lol

I knocked on the correct door trust me.

 

[BrothaSwilf]

No I didn't. lol

I knocked on the correct door trust me.

well since you are a fellow Canadian i will beLaverer you. Trust though? you are on pretty thin ice with me since breakingmy sister Darthinia's heart. I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU.. although if you want to donate to her gofundme since her near tragic car crash than we can be slight friends online

 

[Alticus]

well since you are a fellow Canadian i will beLaverer you. Trust though? you are on pretty thin ice with me since breakingmy sister Darthinia's heart. I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU.. although if you want to donate to her gofundme since her near tragic car crash than we can be slight friends online

I'm not worthy. :(

 

[The New Holliday]

i was great at playing 21 with friends. they called me a lot of beautiful names after i beat every one them.

So I go to visit my then gf's BBF gal (in Bangor, ME) and she takes me to this movie (Gremlins),
and it's the scene where the deliciously delectable Phoebe Cates is telling the story about her father getting stuck in the chimney at Christmas time, and I'm roaring, just laughing out loud, when I realize like...no one else is getting the comedy. Oh jeez, huh?

 

[BrothaSwilf]

I'm not worthy. :(

you EVIL MOTHERFUCKER!!you didn't even ask me about her condition? what the fuck malfunctions do you have in your brain right now? she could have flatlined. Fucking heartless people online

 

[Admin.]

So I go to visit my then gf's BBF gal (in Bangor, ME) and she takes me to this movie (Gremlins),
and it's the scene where the deliciously delectable Phoebe Cates is telling the story about her father getting stuck in the chimney at Christmas time, and I'm roaring, just laughing out loud, when I realize like...no one else is getting the comedy. Oh jeez, huh?

If Phoebe Cates was my Daughter, I'd probably have impure thoughts about her.

 

[Alticus]

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[BrothaSwilf]

So I go to visit my then gf's BBF gal (in Bangor, ME) and she takes me to this movie (Gremlins),
and it's the scene where the deliciously delectable Phoebe Cates is telling the story about her father getting stuck in the chimney at Christmas time, and I'm roaring, just laughing out loud, when I realize like...no one else is getting the comedy. Oh jeez, huh?

You be Stephen King? Wowzers. Bangor gave it away. Sorry for blowing your cover. Oopsies

 

[Alticus]

you EVIL MOTHERFUCKER!!you didn't even ask me about her condition? what the fuck malfunctions do you have in your brain right now? she could have flatlined. Fucking heartless people online

"what the fuck malfunctions do you have in your brain right now?"

You don't know the half of it. lol

 

[Alticus]

@Admin.

I can't believe that awesome movie is 40+ years old. Seems like only yesterday I was renting it on VHS.

 

[BrothaSwilf]

"what the fuck malfunctions do you have in your brain right now?"

You don't know the half of it. lol

me and this chick will get you to GOD to find the answers ..

let us all get down on our knees and pray for @Alticus

 

[Alticus]

me and this chick will get you to GOD to find the answers ..

let us all get down on our knees and pray for @Alticus

Please do, I need all I can get. lol

 

[BrothaSwilf]

Please do, I need all I can get. lol

if that doesn't work.. you got the DEVIL in you so..



a BF exorcism is the answer

 

[Alticus]

if that doesn't work.. you got the DEVIL in you so..



a BF exorcism is the answer

I've never actually seen The Exorcist.

 

[The New Holliday]

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You still have your Phoebe Cates poster on the inside of your closet door, don't you?

 

[BrothaSwilf]

I've never actually seen The Exorcist.

Well then watch it while high but no lights. No distractions but your high.. it will take you into a world you have never seen before and never will come back from again.

 

[The New Holliday]

Phoebe Cates is telling the story about her father getting stuck in the chimney at Christmas time,

...anyway, I don't care if they had to shoot that scene 100 times, the celluloid fact that she could keep a straight face even once while speaking those lines is all the proof needed that she was one of the great actresses of our time.

 

[Alticus]

You still have your Phoebe Cates poster on the inside of your closet door, don't you?

I didn't even know they existed. lol

 

[The New Holliday]

I didn't even know they existed. lol

Check Amazon !

 

[The Prowler]

Actually though, a coma really only indicates a pause as in speakin.
. It could also be the same as ... or a - or a certain, if brief, throat clearing and reflection.
So, (brief pause indicated) I think it is really up to the speaker/writer where one belongs.
One might a well have writ So I think.....or So I think,...
Don't pick. Picking is petty unless for the sake of comedy, which clearly you hadn't such intent.

You are wrong.

 

[The Prowler]

It would have been funny if I had said: "You are, wrong."

But only Vitty would get the joke and then @Lily would be angry and all kinds of people would overreact.


Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[The New Holliday]

You are wrong.

Did I say there wasn't more to it? No...however what I did say was sufficient as correction to your misstatement.

 

[Admin.]

It would have been funny if I had said: "You are, wrong."

But only Vitty would get the joke and then @Lily would be angry and all kinds of people would overreact.


Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[The Prowler]

Did I say there wasn't more to it? No...however, what I did say was sufficient as correction to your misstatement.

I added a comma where you should have used one.

Even when you say something that is a falsehood, you should try to use proper grammar.