I'm not 70 and I....

[Larry Loungelizard]

....wish people would start acting their age.

 

[Flynn]

....wish people would start acting their age.

Who are you again?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Who are you again?

Your best friend.

 

[Lily]

Your best friend.

You should have said "Your daddy."

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You should have said "Your daddy."

Not a bridge I'm willing to cross.

 

[Lily]

Not a bridge I'm willing to cross.

Fair. My bad, I retract that.

 

[Flynn]

Your best friend.

I doubt that, dicklips.

My "best friend" doesn't post up slop on a daily basis, unlike you. Now that your cheap ass donated some of you Monopoly money, you think you can just shit anywhere now?

 

[Flynn]

You should have said "Your daddy."

Use your own material jack jr.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I doubt that, dicklips.

My "best friend" doesn't post up slop on a daily basis, unlike you. Now that your cheap ass donated some of you Monopoly money, you think you can just shit anywhere now?

I love you too.

 

[Lily]

Use your own material jack jr.

Oh, you have a copyright on that catch phrase?

Show it to me.

 

[Fredricka]

....wish people would start acting their age.

And where is the fun in that?

 

[Lily]

I love you too.

She's cranky as fuck again. Must be the image that @jack is using as an avatar.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

And where is the fun in that?

Excellent point.

 

[Flynn]

I love you too.

Awwww....hey so let me talk to you about this really good $1000 investment.

You got some time?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Awwww....hey so let me talk to you about this really good $1000 investment.

You got some time?

You live in Nigeria?

 

[Flynn]

Oh, you have a copyright on that catch phrase?

Show it to me.

Do you have your own brain you can use, or will you keep on sharing one with jack and Fred?

 

[Flynn]

She's cranky as fuck again. Must be the image that @jack is using as an avatar.

Or it could just be I made you out to be the two faced cow you really are, that could be it too, right?

Uh oh, Lily called in the big guns...@jack

 

[X]

Larry, you are a suspect in at least 3 cold cases of missing women I have info on you as well

 

[Flynn]

Larry, you are a suspect in at least 3 cold cases of missing women I have info on you as well

I thought it was three dudes?

 

[X]

I thought it was three dudes?

They like to be called ‘ladies’ these days Flynny

 

[X]

My sources indicate @jack was seen in this thread manhandling his meAT

 

[Flynn]

They like to be called ‘ladies’ these days Flynny

Oh I see...

 

[Flynn]

My sources indicate @jack was seen in this thread manhandling his meAT

So what else is new?

 

[X]

So what else is new?

Double fisting it with a death grip, bawling, mumbling … wtf is it all about

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Larry, you are a suspect in at least 3 cold cases of missing women I have info on you as well

I categorically deny all unconfirmed innuendos, rumors, and implications whereupon I refuse to confirm all deniable factoids, hearsay, and whatchamacallits with a heavy emphasis on the fourth clause of the third amendment, the second of the eighth amendment, and a fifth of Jack Daniels with all knowledge is null and void, nolo contendere, and uppus uranus. All questions may be referred to my attorney at the highly esteemed and morally questionable firm of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe.




Besides I was swimming in Switzerland at the time.

 

[X]

I categorically deny all unconfirmed innuendos, rumors, and implications whereupon I refuse to confirm all deniable factoids, hearsay, and whatchamacallits with a heavy emphasis on the fourth clause of the third amendment, the second of the eighth amendment, and a fifth of Jack Daniels with all knowledge is null and void, nolo contendere, and uppus uranus. All questions may be referred to my attorney at the highly esteemed and morally questionable firm of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe.




Besides I was swimming in Switzerland at the time.

Using human heads as buoys hmmmmm??

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Using human heads as buoys hmmmmm??

I didn't do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You can't prove anything.


Sheep can't testify.

 

[X]

I didn't do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You can't prove anything.


Sheep can't testify.

The sheep were tested, the semen matches yoor DNA

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

The sheep were tested, the semen matches yoor DNA

It was planted there! I'm being framed!!!

 

[X]

It was planted there! I'm being framed!!!

Probably @jack