Aren't all Chicago people meant to either be flaming or closeted homos though? One of my aunts was from there. She escaped in her early 20's after being rescued by a Northern Michigan man.
We've been over this, Frood. We established that even though we don't raise a lot of lamb, our lamb is way better than that grisly, muttonlike "lamb" that you Aussies export on the cheap.
My wife hates beef but likes minced beef. She really loves Lamburgers though. She'll still eat a hamburger. Something to do with growing up on 6000 hectare sheep farm.