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@ jack:
OK Dilfy and I signed the peace agreement. I'm off to the woods for a while.
Today at 9:28 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
My mom asked me to buy and set up a phone couple years ago, she's used to Samsungs, so I got her a S23 for a good price
Today at 9:30 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
The DEX feature is pretty good, just plug in on the TV and with a bluetooth mouse and keyboard, it's pretty much a desktop computer
Today at 9:31 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
But yeah, a had to uninstall and deactivate a lot of useless crap from Samsung
Today at 9:31 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
Today at 9:33 AM
@ UncleDiLF:
I have the <galaxy Ultra with S Pen. A fold , a Sony Xperia in silver which makes stunning photos. And my new BlackBerry like smartphone is coming this month from kickstarter. Innate iPhones. It is for women and gays. I need something cool .
Today at 9:39 AM
@ UncleDiLF:
@jack My lawyer is checking the contract. I am about to sign too.
Today at 9:39 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
Honestrly, I use my cellphone as little as possible
Today at 9:42 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
I hate typing on it
Today at 9:43 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
Everything is done on Whatsapp these days, so people are constantly sending me contracts and documents on it
Today at 9:43 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
I wait until I'm on the computer to read them
Today at 9:43 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
I see people zooming in and out to read something because the screen is too small, fuck that
Today at 9:44 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
When I travel, I take my laptop
Today at 9:44 AM
@ Holliday 3000:
I have this phone after upgrading from my black executive desktop when a new modem downgraded in power and the ringer wouldn't activate: https://mobileimages.lowes.com/prod...c-95d6-80bf525584ee/89771799.jpeg?size=pdhism
Today at 9:49 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
Today at 9:49 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
@Holliday 3000 my dad still has his landline, complete with one of those, a fax machine and believe it or not, an asswering machine
Today at 9:51 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
I;'m not fixing that typo, it's brilliant
Today at 9:51 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
And his friends from 50 years ago still call him on that number
Today at 9:52 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
The fax machine belongs in a museum
Today at 9:52 AM
@ Holliday 3000:
We're probably around the same age. I can't be bothered with the new tech shit. Don't need it. What's a telephone cost now? Mine cost 36 bucks. Good enough.
Today at 9:56 AM
@ Holliday 3000:
30 bucks a year for service.
Today at 9:57 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
His biggest concern is the phone number, he feels it's his connection to old friends and business contacts
Today at 10:10 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
I remember when my daughter saw the fax machine and asked why the printer was connected to the phone LOL
Today at 10:11 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
When I said it was a fax machine, she looked confused, I guess she had never known such a thing existed until then
Today at 10:12 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
You see these kids' heads really bugging out when they start trying to figure how life was before the Internet and cellphones
Today at 10:13 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
One time during a trip she starting asking about how things were before GPS was invented. I explained we'd write down the main directions and when we got closer to the destination, we'd ask around in gas stations and people on the street
Today at 10:15 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
I remember a couple times when some kid knew the address and they'd jump into the car to show it where it was, it was not uncommon back then
Today at 10:16 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
The phone listings used to have maps, sometimes people would paint them on the wall of their establishments
Today at 10:17 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
Those were really helpful
Today at 10:17 AM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
Oh wow, I had forgot about this. Seems like she was really just a child.
Today at 10:22 AM