I’m concerned…

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Lily decided to take a romantic vacation and I haven’t heard from her in dazzzzzzze.

But I’m to blame. I cast a powerful love spell right before Valentine’s Day and she is within 23,000 miles of my home…

You take a recipe written by the most ancient witches and you gather lots of herbs and dead animal and you add water and you mix it in all up in a cauldron with a large wooden spoon that you took when your grandmama died and you stir it all sound over a fire.

I believe most of you call it soup.
 

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Next week I’m hitting a nice getaway in a 5 star resort in Orlando

Then it’s off to the Poconos in mid March for a week followed by a luxury cruise in a full suite in April

Life is good
 

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I hope her days of selected romance are at least a quater of everyday with my rocker husband who sends me old country love songs because they make him think of me



He really is a huge flirt. And if he drops dead I own his corpse and get his benefits.
 

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Won’t be no trannies so I’m sure seamunxhkin won’t be interested
 

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Would it be mean to post this here? Would this be inflammatory?



I cant really tell over this ring on my finger.
 

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More lies from Mr. I lie, and can’t deliver. Bring 2 Stumpy, as advised
 
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I’m concerned

I think sewage may be holding kids hostage against their will
 
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Seamajor

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I’m concerned

I think sewage may be holding kids hostage against their will

Why do you lie Stumpy. You never answer. Your embarrassing self has to be the reason. Stuck short fat broke. Did I mention stupid? I’d bet you’ve got blow up dolls who look 12. Foul dwarf
 
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The Oak Fan Club be like:

“Yes, your honor. That is the woman who proverbially threw a dictionary at me…” while sobbing, sucking back tears and snotting all over themselves.
 

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I was gonna make fun of her for being over 50 with a "boyfriend" but you guys kinda overtook it and I lost the energy lol.
Is Joo not over 50 with a g/f lol.

I'm over 50 with a g/f myself,so I'm not getting the diss factor here ?
 

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Next week I’m hitting a nice getaway in a 5 star resort in Orlando

Then it’s off to the Poconos in mid March for a week followed by a luxury cruise in a full suite in April

Life is good

Nice.

I do not travel as much as that.

The next big trip is our Alaskan Cruise in the spring. That is when we will be in @Joe's home town for a few days. We have a hotel booked, but we can cancel without penalty up until a few days before. I am still hoping @Joe comes through with an offer for free accommodations and a complimentary Eggs Benedict breakfast.

My wife is also planning a trip out to the East Coast (Quebec and New Brunswick) for the summer. I'm hoping to only miss one of my baseball games.

We have 4 short camping trips planned too. And we will be planning a longer camping trip for the late summer/early fall.
 

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Is Joo not over 50 with a g/f lol.

I'm over 50 with a g/f myself,so I'm not getting the diss factor here ?

Big is a man and the ball is his court on that one...he could change his marital status anytime he wants.

You are common law married.

Oak is a seat warmer.
 

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This thread was in general until sewage came and stunk it up real bad with his kiddie diddling presence
 

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I hope her days of selected romance are at least a quater of everyday with my rocker husband who sends me old country love songs because they make him think of me



He really is a huge flirt. And if he drops dead I own his corpse and get his benefits.

ha ha ha ha fuck off with that giraffed tranny hoe ffs :LOL3::LOL3: