LOSE WEIGHT NOW!!! ASK ME HOW!!!

[Ray_Pissed]

Chronic masturbation! Hear me out. Ive been brutally spanking it for the last month and I have lost 10KG. I know its the wacking doing it cas its the only exercise I get.

So listen to me ladies and gentleman! For your health! For your future! Take matters in hand and pull yourself together!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Ray_Pissed]

You should be too motherfudger if you want to be buff like me! Rip that fucker off!!!

 

[reaper]

You should be too motherfudger if you want to be buff like me! Rip that fucker off!!!

Swampy is a female dude.

lol I got had with that one too lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin gets all his exercise with his mouth and hands at the gloryhole

And when he gets down on his knees then gets back up

I hear the gerbil up his ass suppressed his appetite too

 

[Flynn]

You should be too motherfudger if you want to be buff like me! Rip that fucker off!!!

Emperor retard is also a woman.

Lol, the bitch got us too! That is until we all heard this lisping and stuttering fool on Vocaroo or whatever it was.

The motherfucker sounded like Michael Jackson with loose dentures in the beginning. It got sooo fucking bad that the fucktard started sounding like a misfiring AR-15.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Emperor retard is also a woman.

Lol, the bitch got us too! That is until we all heard this lisping and stuttering fool on Vocaroo or whatever it was.

The motherfucker sounded like Michael Jackson with loose dentures in the beginning. It got sooo fucking bad that the fucktard started sounding like a misfiring AR-15.

Theres no woman on the internet. Everyone knows that.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Swampy is a female dude.

lol I got had with that one too lol.

Then they can spank there girl penis.

 

[TheHaze]

Swampy is a female dude.

Prove it - - - - -

 

[Flynn]

Theres no woman on the internet. Everyone knows that.

Well...there is you.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Well...there is you.

Don't tell anyone!!!

 

[Frood]

Admin gets all his exercise with his mouth and hands at the gloryhole

And when he gets down on his knees then gets back up

I hear the gerbil up his ass suppressed his appetite too

 

[Admin.]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin swallows

Fact

 

[Seamajor]

Admin swallows

Fact

The little cowboy is taking a stab at change

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Admin swallows

Fact

You are only giving him a compliment you know.

 

[Frood]

You are only giving him a compliment you know.

Only if he doesn't need a bib pilfered from Sizzler or Red Lobster...

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Only if he doesn't need a bib pilfered from Sizzler or Red Lobster...

He only uses that for the first 10 then he stops gargling and swallows.

 

[Flynn]

Don't tell anyone!!!

Why?

Are you ashamed of your big giant pussy?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Why?

Are you ashamed of your big giant pussy?

You are not mine man. And don't put yourself down.

 

[Flynn]

You are not mine man. And don't put yourself down.

Still no comment on your huge pussy? You sure you don't want Admin "sucking" on it just a little bit?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Still no comment on your huge pussy? You sure you don't want Admin "sucking" on it just a little bit?

Not at all. I want him sucking on it just a big bit! He can get pussy unlike you. Except your grandmothers but that was a pity root.

 

[Flynn]

Not at all. I want him sucking on it just a big bit! He can get pussy unlike you. Except your grandmothers but that was a pity root.

Now you're admitting to wanting another male poster to suck both your dick and pussy?

Even my grandmother didn't have a pussy/dick combo you seem to have.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Now you're admitting to wanting another male poster to suck both your dick and pussy?

Even my grandmother didn't have a pussy/dick combo you seem to have.

How would you know what I have? Youve never seen either a dick or a pussy. Furthermore, HOMO HOMO HOMO!!!

 

[Flynn]

How would you know what I have? Youve never seen either a dick or a pussy. Furthermore, HOMO HOMO HOMO!!!

I can tell by your high pitched shit posts. They reek of Walmart brand cologne and pork rinds.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

I can tell by your high pitched shit posts. They reek of Walmart brand cologne and pork rinds.

Then I must be rich cas my closest walmart is 25000km away in another country. Yea, Ill just pop into my private jet and fly to Burgerland and buy some Flynn rinds.

 

[Flynn]

Then I must be rich cas my closest walmart is 25000km away in another country. Yea, Ill just pop into my private jet and fly to Burgerland and buy some Flynn rinds.

I guess you forgot about online ordering you fucking gay heathen still living in the 80's.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

I guess you forgot about online ordering you fucking gay heathen still living in the 80's.

It takes 6 months to get mail from usa. The Somalian postal service works better. If you would stop traumatising the postal workers with your bubble gum dick it might speed up.

 

[Flynn]

It takes 6 months to get mail from usa. The Somalian postal service works better. If you would stop traumatising the postal workers with your bubble gum dick it might speed up.

So. You're not from planet Earth? It's pretty obvious.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

So. You're not from planet Earth? It's pretty obvious.

No I'm not. I'm disguised as a human, a cyborg assassin known as Ray. I traveled from 2029 to 2023 to kill you in a bid to stop you who will wage a long war against gayness in the future unless the course of history is altered.