Recent content by aunty mabels cuntwash

Impressive. That's nearly as good as me getting banned a couple of dozen times from a forum I'd never even visited, much less registered at.

You should read what they wrote about him at ED, had me splitting my sides.:LOL2:

You should pay attention to ^this Jibbles, ya n00b. :ThumbsUp3:

You're gonna need a Ouija board for Flaglerchat I suspect. Unless the reports of his demise were grossly exaggerated. Which they more than likely were. Meh.

I could have sworn I've seen that somewhere before... isn't that the trophy Pwofessor Bwa1n planned to award to BEnzover at some point?

I had a well rounded education.

You might pray to the Glory of Mr Factory's benevolence and the pleasant fragrance of the fairer sex's beef curtains and spam castanets that it has provided the world. As to what you might prey to.... Look, if it's really that much of a loss, I could always whip back over to Flame Truth and...

Be patient? I did that in January, it wasn't fun. Woke up in hospital with tubes down my neck, in my arms and up my old fella. For a moment there I thought I had been mistaken for Keanu Reeves. Kept expecting one of the nurses to turn into Hugo Weaving. Bad matrix mojo, let me tell you.

On Flame Truth you just asked and it was done as soon as an admin showed up. The longest it ever took me to change my user handle there took about 30 minutes. I sort of miss that.

Actually should be angela merkel's cuntwash now that I come to think of it...

Don't look at it as loosing your balls, look at it as aunty mabel gaining a whisper clean spadge.

Okay, I'd like my name changed to aunty mabels cuntwash please.

Steady on, I said a feather, not a whole fucking turkey. Le sigh. :Confused3: Okay, if you insist. When, where and is he sanitary?

Awwww fuck, I gotta get dewormed? That sucks, I'll have to go buy a feather to tickle my own ass with now. :Pissed: