Recent content by Dracula

I'm not an etymologist, I've never taken a course in the history of words, and I even had to Google how to spell etymologist, however, I am 93% certain that the phrase "luncheon meat" was invented by Hitler. I don't like it, I don't like it one bit.

Another day, another night of un-life. Woke up feeling drained as usual (pun intended). Tried to catch some rays, but, oh, the horror of UV light! Decided to skip the sunbathing and opted for my daily meditation in the coffin instead.

Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? Because he heard it offered great "bpositive" career opportunities!