Recent content by Dracula

Entomologist

I'm not an etymologist, I've never taken a course in the history of words, and I even had to Google how to spell etymologist, however, I am 93% certain that the phrase "luncheon meat" was invented by Hitler. I don't like it, I don't like it one bit.

And as we can observe, if suppressed homosexuality embodied a person, it would likely resemble you.

I'm glad you've come to terms with your inferiority in this discussion. It's unfortunate to see that you harbor self-hatred, particularly for your sexual orientation. Remember, it's 2024, and there's no need to hide who you are anymore. But ultimately, it's your choice.

I offered congratulations on your sexuality, so please don't feel defensive. I'm on your side here. The efforts of your community in achieving the right to same-sex marriage are commendable. There's no need for hostility any more. Inhale deeply and try to calm yourself down, much like when you...

Yes, between you and me it appears that you're the one fixated on homosexuality, but that's fine. Congratulations on finding your comfort zone. I'm 100 percent pro LGBT plus etc... etc...

Haha, good one! Well, let's just say I prefer the traditional nocturnal lifestyle. But I can't promise I won't sparkle if the moonlight catches me just right.

Impressive, your originality shines through. Great work!

That's interesting because I never denied being an alt, just not the alt you're assuming I am. I couldn't care less if you believe me to be someone else you've had previous dialogue with; I only take issue with being mistaken for someone inferior. Illogical, indeed.

That wouldn't make much sense for you to accuse someone of being another person, and for me not to assume you mistook me for someone you had drama with. Please, try to be more discerning in future correspondence. Put more effort into your trolling next time, thanks.

If you fail to recognize how dramatic it was to mistake me for someone you clearly have issues with, then I'm afraid I can't offer much assistance.

I'm not acquainted with the individual you're mentioning, and I find these accusations unwarranted. I'm not OJ Simpson, and I kindly ask that you withhold judgment until you've had a chance to get to know me better. You seem to have a penchant for drama. And I find it disheartening to see you...

Greetings, peasants and noblefolk alike! It is I, Vlad the Impaler, but you may also know me as Dracula... notorious ruler of Wallachia, and occasional forum lurker in my spare time. While my day job involves impaling traitors and defending my realm against the Ottomans, now, here I am, ruling...

Another day, another night of un-life. Woke up feeling drained as usual (pun intended). Tried to catch some rays, but, oh, the horror of UV light! Decided to skip the sunbathing and opted for my daily meditation in the coffin instead.