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Where?

You lack imagination and strategy. That's generally a female fault.

I'm only disappointed that I gave you a great gift, and you pissflapped it away as is in your mundane nature.

Don't be trite, Freddy Flappenstein.

Of the nose? Why wouldn't remember if I went to the trouble of taking tge pic, hosting it, and linking you to it. This is why women...

I grow tired of your kindergarten level trolling, is all. It can become rather banal..

Whatever you reckon Flap Karen.

Nah... it healed rather nicely.

The amount of blood in the tub and the rate that blood was gushing off my face.

About half a minute.

When we lose consciousness for good, we all shit and piss ourselves. I'm just lucky I didn't need to poo! :LOL3:

Frantically fumbling in the dark looking for the toilet because you just woke and are busting seems right on the money if you stumble...

Shit happens. Shit can still be funny.

Is what it is...

When you run, does it sound like two bull frogs high fiving down there?