Recent content by Garraty_47

Well it's not like I, a responsible adult, could just let a mob of reprobates go unsupervised. The mind boggles at all the fuckery these twats get up to when no one is around to keep them in line. With Lily gone I reckon that means it's my job now. Herding an entire forum full of savages is a...

Vile calumny. I couldn't be the prosecution *and* the defense *and* the jury. There was nothing for me to judge. Officially the court is still only in recess pending anything actionable being presented to the bench. You look hungry... maybe a slice of cheese would hit the spot?

Yeah obviously. But that's not nearly as much fun as mocking you for it. Obviously.

The Flynnbot is glitching and making poasts in triplicate. Whomever's on duty at the help desk please reboot the application. Or delete it; we can always reinstall if anybody complains.

I voted for Alfred, Flynn, and Reggie. Mostly because I believe the interactions of their contributions will make for entertaining poasts but in Flynn's specific case it's also because this was her idea and therefore she deserves to reap what she has sown.

When I was a wee lad there were only three television stations, the public broadcasting channel (Sesame Street) was one of them. Yes, there were televisions when I was growing up. How else could we have played Atari's Pong?

Calm down, Snuffleupagus. You don't want to trip over your own trunk again, do you?

I unfortunately believe the 'Murican populace is too brainwashed and dumbed-down to free itself from the yoke of duopoly. Just as the democrats use sheepdogs like Sanders and a few others to give lip service to progressive policies/shifts with the only result being to shepherd voters back into a...

Fuck that guy, fuck "israel", and fuck zionism. #FreePalestine

As I once heard a comedian observe: We're separated by a common language. What the fuck was his name... Eddie something? Sometimes wore a dress, was in a few movies. Eddie Izzard maybe, or something like that. Anyway, he was correct.

You should be. Not because of anything specific I might poast but because you're such a muppet that even a lukewarm dressing down probably lands on you like a ton of bricks. Don't be nervous... be better.

I would not advise relaxing for any of you Bastards while I'm around but the responsible party for changing the description can certainly pat themselves on the back.

The new Meltdown subforum description is, in my opinion, far superior to the former description. Well done!

I hope you're not planning to make a Flynnsuit; that would be... morbidly grotesque. Unless you're also planning to do a lot of swimming then I could understand wanting to borrow her feet.