Recent content by Garraty_47

@Flynn For someone who allegedly groks that forums are essentially performance art, you seem unaccountably easily confused by the performance pieces themselves. If you can't roll with it at least stop with the pedantic heckling so much; you're only ruining it for everyone else.

Maybe... and it's not that I'm fundamentally opposed to a bit of roleplay but I draw the line at pretending to be either of the Admajor twins. I'm not and will never be that depraved and undignified. No, I'm afraid a relationship like that is a non-starter.

Also:

Don't start asking for senior citizen discounts just yet... you've still got quite a way to go.

So you're saying I'm probably too young for Flynn? Drat. Well, if things don't work out between Holli and Fred maybe I'll have a chance with her.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel. Fucking hell.

I've seen very small pigeons that I presumed were babies but maybe they were only midgets. Dwarfs? Little people? Whatever they prefer to be called. I'm not trying to anger the vertically-challenged avian community.

You know how it is with threads. We're only on page 2; it could become anything at this point. I hope it'll be about dragons. Or weasels. Oh! Weasels the size of dragons! Yeah, that's the stuff.

Just for fun let's measure the amount of time it'll take. Everyone got their chronometers ready? On three... One, Two, oops! Mine doesn't show measurements with decimal points. BRB

You're lucky you didn't have WebTV/MSNTV. Imagine all that, plus a javascript audioscope that if done incorrectly (intentionally in some cases) crashed your machine at the first sound activating the audioscope. Some days browsing the alt.discuss.* newsgroups was like tap-dancing through a mine...

Whut? In Meltdown?! At Bastard Factory?!?! Tsk tsk tsk. The world is indeed become a strange place fraught with absurdity. <sips coffee> Anyway.

Not really. Trump didn't literally by his own hand paint the pool green and say it was blue. Someone in the administration tasked someone to hire someone to paint the pool and whether or not there's a disparity between the color *that* hireling thought they were using and the pool's actual color...

Is it really a "misinterpretation" to run with the literal meaning of what was actually poasted, or is it simply exploiting the inadequate communication skillz of someone who desperately needs to avoid admitting their own responsibility for the results? If you paint your car monkey-snot green...

When Superman puts on those glasses and is magically transformed into an unrecognizable generic nerd that's a mock nobody. He isn't really a nobody, he's only cosplaying one.

...and don't forget a bit of CSS... <style="font-family:ComicSans;"> Even the damned enjoy being silly now and then.