Recent content by Garraty_47

I wouldn't compare them to a walrus' but I'm sure they'd come in handy for paddling around underground lakes in search of a lunch that's raw and w-r-r-r-riggling.

If you're going to tattoo *those* feet I hope you've stocked up on ink.

Happy Hatch Day, Dove!

...fucking off for almost a week. **gigglesnort**

Our brand (carbon-based lifeform) of hardware/software package needs regular defragmentation regimens to keep the glitches and corrupted sectors to a minimum.

They wouldn't necessarily need to be extra-dimensional. The band of the light spectrum we can perceive is relatively small and even then a lot of our experience of the physical world is essentially pictures painted for us by our brains, filling in gaps and interpreting impressions to provide us...

This is the first time I've seen anyone even suggest that Prowler may have crossed over. Are you basing this on anything other than wishful thinking?

Sold and done.

I gave him a permanent place of honor in my Ignore list because of all his scat and stoopidity; I reckon he takes it personally or something. I don't hate him; I'm not even mad at him. I just don't want to see that (literal) shit and give zero fucks how that makes him or anyone else feel.

I just kinda fell through the cracks I guess. I'm not "sociable" enough to meet a lot of women and don't care enough about simply not 'being single' to force myself into social situations. I left it up to fate and fate said: "nah dawg; you single for life". /shrug LoL

Done and don't forget to appoint Flynn and Reggie to head up the sanitation department. You won't even need to requisition buckets; they've each got two hands don't they?

I voted for Flynn and Reggie because karma's a thing.

@Flynn @Reggie_Essent Damn both of you to the most fetid pit of hell. I'm not president material... I'm far better suited to support roles. There's never been a time when I wanted to be "the boss" of anything. I've had tastes of responsibility, duty, and authority and found them to be...