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What if you find out they’re crazy after? Or worse, mid-dick?

Nothing too hasty. They’re a bit overrated. How long can you hold your breath?

Eskimo brothers

Not even once this year. What’s worse to step in a fresh mound of shit or have a bird shit on you while you’re out and about?

Famous last words by My Chemical Romance Yours?

5. Cheddar cheese. With a drizzle of honey. Why does stubbing your toe have to hurt so bad?

I’m pretty good with a mechanical pencil. Have you ever farted yourself awake?

Vibing to the blues brothers soundtrack

In the US, yes. I don’t drink alcohol anymore but I was a vodka gal. I’ve had cider before, reminds me of moscato

Whatcha drinkin bestie

Jack allegedly knows Anna IRL, not me.

I mean… we’re all here for a good time, right?

Tbh, it was more of the “wrong again” Encouraging and perpetuating the guessing

I’m a bit preoccupied but no, I don’t know jack in real life.

absolutely not