Larry Loungelizard's latest activity

Did it make you poop your pants?

Hey not cool, whoever pooped on my post I’m calling the cops!

I'd rather be me! :LOL3:

Alpha Internet Males lay in wait with their finger on the poop emoji, waiting waiting for her to post something, anything!

Awwww, but I wanted to get tips on replacing my flatware with something better.

In that case, I'm the Alpha of alphas.

I think we need a new definition of "alpha" male. It needs to include discussion of old lady furniture, china patterns, and stemware...

It’s typical of Trump to take credit for something that at most he may have breathed on.

And you've just described the internet.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c39dzl1lzrgo I'm still not on the Trump bandwagon, but I've downgraded my general opinion on him from...

Wait? She died again? Look, this is getting ridiculous. How many times is the insurance company going to pay out?

Well disenfranchising the women’s will make America great again, sorry Cuntass women will be banned from Federal employment.

You should cry and wail and then cyberstalk the Wayfair catalog! Because punching the accelerator in your Dodge Neon is good for the...

The act was getting stale and derivative. It was time for it to happen.