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I sure as shit don't. Once I watched one of the cooks eat those nasty fuckers out the bag, he saw me looking at him then pointed the...

I'll die on the hill that Mexicans do the worst jobs out there and not only bust their asses, but take pride in their work. They made...

In case YOU can't read, I started this masterpiece. Like me, my threads are timeless. Suck on that @Jack who stands when he shits on...

When did being Mexican suddenly equal being a victim? Back when I was bartending it was Mexicans making those Red Robin burgers and no...

See, dick muncher, cry baby admin even knows you're no better than an overused tampon.

You posted this little "drama" for all to see...how big bad T-Rex bacon slab took advantage of your good nature, though you knew all...

I hadn't made tamales in a long time and made them in Nov and December, first with my tias and cousin and then at home with my family...

And a bowl of pozole to fix the cruda.

And homemade tamales they spent the entire day making.

I have all the molcajetes from my grandmother, mother and two aunts. I use them for different salsas at parties.

I fucking agree. Great music, hot women, and if you fall on your face drunk they pick you up and give you a beer.

Mexican parties are the best tho

Sure. But most cultures don't cry when you buy them one for their birthdays....

I'm not lying. The molcajete is a weapon in the hands of the white Mexican women. One time I was sick and she offered to use her...

Fuck that. Call me lazy but I ain’t doing all that. My grandpa taught me how to make tortillas when I was five. That’s about as...