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Eunoam DeRunque; 420 69 911 8008135; OU812 If you owned a reptile as a pet, what species and why?

Oceans. Not a fan of seafood, but I like the prospect of freezing to death even less. If you could break into the house of one of your...

Back to the valley. Tempe, to be exact. Can't be done, though -- I mean, unless I win the Powerball or some shit, and that's not gonna...

The spring, if it's a hot spring; or: Nothin' can get hotter than a preacher's pent-up daughter. Decade most missed?

Your game is stale, dude. Stale. Work on it.

Sure. I mean, there isn't any abominable snowman, and how many people can say they've vacationed in Antarctica? What's the closest...

Y'know, playing a shtick harder doesn't make it work more effectively. Give it a fuckin' rest.

...and don't forget to take into account the possibility that the aforementioned clock-licker is merely trying to spit-shine his image...

Good point. A cynical bid to sucker a new segment of the public. And the suckers among them just hop right on it. But if somebody grows...

What you should've learned is that if an evil cock-licker says something you agree with, and you find yourself in agreement with an evil...

The only thing missing from that question was you. I love it when a statement has layers of meaning like that. :)

Yes, the inevitable endgame of the long track record of demanding, then dismissing, evidence. Now you can claim, "See?! You haven't got...

Never more than once at the same restaurant! What's the most unusual object you've ever struck someone with?