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Alfred will always be Larry to me.

Larry never leaves.

The storms have finally passed me by.

Poor Mingie. He doesn't get his government check for two moar weeks and he's almost out of ass lube.

I already told him about the slate, you slacking dumbass!

If you caught it in New Jersey's waters it's probably filled with mercury and microplastics. You'd be safer eating a rabbit or a...

You'll always be Larry

You don't have to poast every single link you find on your foot fetish search, Larry. :eyeRoLL:

Are we talking about bitch feet? You can do a 72.3% accurate Livestock Evaluation just by seeing a picture of a woman's feet.

The nips make or break the tits.

The nips make the tits.

I was never on MSN. Well, after the bannings, of course.

You got a website, X?

I don't do jack or fucking shit these days because I don't have to. :)

As long as it flowers.