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Do you mind giving it a taste test and letting me know? I'll pay.

I find your squirting to be very impressive. Although it's still not determined if when a woman squirts if it's really only urine

@Fredricka I'm going to be quite honest with you. Going to completely break character for a moment.

It's about @Fredricka, a two sided dildo and not nearly enough lubrication to get the job done

@Fred "I bet you think this song is about you, don't you don't you"

I mean I don't know if you're married @Jack but if some random internet person called your spouse a family restaurant how would that...

What happened @Jack is that Fred called my wife a family restaurant one too many times and it pushed me over the edge

Thank you for that pubic service announcement and no that wasn't a typo

your mind must be fuzzy with all that buzzing going on in your nether regions

You say that like you just realized that some people live in houses

What a profound observation Fred!

A banana will suffice

wait you won't have a fireplace in your crappy little apartment

Perhaps a fireplace poker

Or maybe a goldfish