Alticus Is A Fucking Bitch.

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Lets just go back in time for one second. It was just your sad average day in the shoutbox. All the typical dweebs were there wasting their lives talking nonsense, as no one gave a fuck.

Enter Alticus the man-child who thinks the way to get attention is throwing out this little gem of stupidity.

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Ermm...no one was even talking about that fuckwit getting molested. See, it's this kind of fucking shit that tells me Alticus is A DRAMA QUEEN. He probably wasn't even molested by Admin in 1985. He probably accidentally sat on his thumb and finger banged himself, and out of sheer guilt he needed to blame an entity no one could identify, while it was his own thumb this whole time.

Now, lets use some logic here. If in fact Admin did stick his dick in Alticus' butthole, why would he advertise this as it was such a childhood trauma to a bunch of degenerates on a forum? Furthermore, why would he just out of the blue just bring that up? If it was soo traumatic for him, why bring it up again, and trying to blame me for why he's fucked in the head?

See, with Alticus its everyone else's fault, from him reposting Biggie's info, to threatening forum members with P.I. Myself and Lily weren't the perfect mods, but I know for a fact we never used P.I. It was only after she was no longer a mod did she give BF Biggie's personal info including the now famous phone number.

Alticus also tried enforcing rules that didn't exist, and was very biased when it came to anyone dropkicking Jack's dentures to the fucking moon. But I digress, the point is that yeah it sucks that there are sick perverts out there like Admin, and Alticus, but to repost something that allegedly scarred Alticus for life and to now try to blame me for what Admin did to his butthole is just reaching.
 

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Lets just go back in time for one second. It was just your sad average day in the shoutbox. All the typical dweebs were there wasting their lives talking nonsense, as no one gave a fuck.

Enter Alticus the man-child who thinks the way to get attention is throwing out this little gem of stupidity.

fEwgMa1.md.jpg


Ermm...no one was even talking about that fuckwit getting molested. See, it's this kind of fucking shit that tells me Alticus is A DRAMA QUEEN. He probably wasn't even molested by Admin in 1985. He probably accidentally sat on his thumb and finger banged himself, and out of sheer guilt he needed to blame an entity no one could identify, while it was his own thumb this whole time.

Now, lets use some logic here. If in fact Admin did stick his dick in Alticus' butthole, why would he advertise this as it was such a childhood trauma to a bunch of degenerates on a forum? Furthermore, why would he just out of the blue just bring that up? If it was soo traumatic for him, why bring it up again, and trying to blame me for why he's fucked in the head?

See, with Alticus its everyone else's fault, from him reposting Biggie's info, to threatening forum members with P.I. Myself and Lily weren't the perfect mods, but I know for a fact we never used P.I. It was only after she was no longer a mod did she give BF Biggie's personal info including the now famous phone number.

Alticus also tried enforcing rules that didn't exist, and was very biased when it came to anyone dropkicking Jack's dentures to the fucking moon. But I digress, the point is that yeah it sucks that there are sick perverts out there like Admin, and Alticus, but to repost something that allegedly scarred Alticus for life and to now try to blame me for what Admin did to his butthole is just reaching.
Wait! Adminge was a pitcher in his younger days?
 

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This is in no way bashing Alticus cuz I genuinely feel bad it happened to him.


I damn near pissed myself when she said by Admin tho
 

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Lmao I can't say I've ever "hit on" a female on an internet forum. That would be a bit weird, particularly one who isn't even in the same country and has a reputation for being a gender bender.

You're starved of male attention, I get it. But you're no spring chicken these days and I'm afraid its only going to get worse as you age.

Nevermind, at least you have a great personality! Oh, wait...
 
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I was testing you. Like I said before, I knew you can't be trusted.

Can you refresh my memory of the other 652 excuses you used besides that one?

Must I pull up your own quotes where you say it was something else? Even in the pm, you state it's an olive branch, yet here you say I was being tested. I mean what else can you say, right? :LOL3:

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