Almost 1,000,000 opioid deaths since 1999

wizer said:

When I was active as an optometrist I had two md friends both of them internists.

Both were arrested, one for Medicaid fraud, the other for prescribing oxycodone to drug addicts.

Honest physician is turning out to be an oxymoron. Hey oxymoron sounds like oxycodone.

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RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© said:

In Brazoo it's almost impossible to get pure opioids, unless you're terminal

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wizer said:

Or if you know someone.

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MANCID RILKO said:

In Brazoo it's almost impossible to get pure opioids, unless you're terminal

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Larry Loungelizard said:

Since 1999, approximately about 1.25 million people have died on American roads, but I don't recall that there is a War on Bad Driving going on.

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The Prowler said:

Wrong.

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Larry Loungelizard said:

Ok, maybe that dude was texting while driving, but he doesn't deserve to get shot.

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The Prowler said:

Am I carrying a sign that says "Stupid people, please say stupid shit to me."?


I suppose that is what I get for replying to....

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Larry Loungelizard said:

Did you have your sense of humor surgically removed?

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The Prowler said:

Lighten up, you moron.

I was only kidding around because your jokes are so unimaginative.

Maybe instead of replying on your own creativity, you should steal other people's jokes. Like the one you just did. If someone who has not heard it over 1000 times already reads it, they might chuckle.

It at least gives you a chance....

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