My baseball team won the championship this year

It's that mirror superglued to her chin. You know how she changes a lightbulb? She stands at the top of the stepladder with a new bulb and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Pfft, even tho she clearly knows the world does in fact revolve around me?
 
Whoosh!!!!


Hahahaha!!!!



He still seems to have no idea that Flower Arranging is not something males of any age would be interested in....unless they are....feminine.
Next he'll be bragging about his cake decorating and embroidery skills