Shoe Size Gossip

The Prowler · 2026-11-03T14:28:22-0700

It started here when Admin asked me what size of shoes I wear:

Admin. said:
There's nothing wrong with you being short, pudgy and bald, hey what size shoes do you wear, I'd guess you're about a 7 narrow?

To which I replied:

The Prowler said:
You got me on bald.

Nothing else.

I generally wear a size 10 shoe.

What size do you wear?

I mean, what do I have to hide? Admin wants to know my shoe size so I tell him.

I then ask the question back to Admin because I know he is ashamed of his tiny feet.

Now Jack Jumps into the conversation because apparently he is dying to talk about show size:

jack said:
Mine are 10.5

To which I reply:

The Prowler said:
Women sizes are smaller.

Poking fun at Jack for being so womanly.

Fredricka · 2026-11-03T14:30:05-0700

I wonder if sausages are bigger. Don't be silly Fredricka, of course they are

jack · 2026-11-03T14:30:24-0700

Show size?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

and then you had to explain what you meant because you're that fuckin stupid.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jack · 2026-11-03T14:31:00-0700

but my shoe size is 10.5 US

The Prowler · 2026-11-03T14:31:53-0700

Now this is where it gets interesting.

Since then, Jack and X have been talking about shoe size relating to cock size.

Gay, right?

But, this is the funny thing:

Both Jack and X were eager to reveal their shoe size!!!!!

The two closet homos who cannot read "shoe size" without thinking about cock are sending secret homo messages to each other about their dicks.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

jack · 2026-11-03T14:33:43-0700

Holliday is right about you. When having your ass handed to you you leave out your intent which owned you to begin with and dig a bigger hole for yourself.

Everyone knew EXACTLY what you meant when you started that retarded thread.

Admin. · 2026-11-03T14:35:22-0700

HOWLER YOU COULD NOT BE MORE SAD AND PATHETIC IF YOU TRIED.

The PWNAGE keeps pounding a rhythm in his tiny brain

jack · 2026-11-03T14:38:11-0700

Admin. said:
The PWNAGE keeps pounding a rhythm to his tiny brain

Admin. · 2026-11-03T14:38:29-0700

Thanks for the lulz little feets.

The Prowler · 2026-11-03T14:46:09-0700

jack said:
but my shoe size is 10.5 US

He did it again!!!!!

Hahahahaha!!!

jack · 2026-11-03T14:49:18-0700

The Prowler said:
He did it again!!!!!

Hahahahaha!!!

The Prowler · 2026-11-03T14:53:44-0700

Jack thinks "shoe size" is secret code for "cock size".

No Jack, it is not. With the exception of within the minds of deviant cock-lusting homosexuals.

So......

YUO!!!!

Admin. · 2026-11-03T15:08:47-0700

Dear Diary day three, Howler’s tiny fists remain tightly clenched as he quivers in existential humiliation.

Frood · 2026-11-03T15:44:24-0700

Admin. said:
Dear Diary day three, Howler’s tiny fists remain tightly clenched as he quivers in existential humiliation. And I can feel his untrimmed fingernails every time he coughs, laughs, or reapplies petroleum jelly to his pale white fingers..

Agem...

Fredricka · 2026-11-03T15:46:27-0700

Is admin bragging about his 3 day long manic drugs bender on this forum without logging out even once?

Admin. · 2026-11-03T16:25:30-0700

Frood said:
@Reggie_Essent What's your most proven way to attract unsuspecting Hobos into your home, and how much Rohypnol do you usually give them?

@Frood Dude, this isn't your Conversation window to Regtard. :LOL3:

What a geek. :Crazy:

Holliday 3000 · 2026-11-03T16:31:57-0700

Here's another clue for you all
The prowler is small.

Hey, ladies,
all I'll say regarding shoe size is my keeps getting larger.

Alfred E. Neutrump · 2026-11-03T21:08:24-0700

Must be a boring day in Hot Wheels Land.

Admin. · 2026-11-03T21:25:08-0700

Alfred E. Neutrump said:
Must be a boring day in Hot Wheels Land.

He's a very childish looser, with small feet.

The Prowler · 2026-11-03T23:26:16-0700

I thought it was funny when X came in and announced "It is gay to ask a man what shoe size he wears!" and then when he found out that it was Admin who asked he got excited and quickly told Admin not only his shoes size but his dick size.

Who would have thought that Bastard Factory would be a place for gay romance?

Adam · 2026-11-03T23:26:31-0700

jack said:
but my shoe size is 10.5 US

That translates as a 9.5 UK.

How many pairs of raised heel shoes do you own?

Adam · 2026-11-03T23:28:35-0700

jack said:
Holliday is right about you.

Is there anyone's cock you won't try hopping onto? You have the spine of a melted jellyfish.

The Prowler · 2026-11-03T23:32:26-0700

Adam said:
That translates as a 9.5 UK.

How many pairs of raised heel shoes do you own?

Jack and Sausages wear the same size....so he claims they are hers.

Adam · 2026-11-03T23:37:21-0700

I bet they share underwear too.

jack · 2026-11-04T03:29:31-0700

My new favorite thread.

Owning @The Prowler and @Adam senseless is a great way to start post the BEST ELECTION RESULTS EVER.

I love it when @Adam makes a fool out of himself.

jack · 2026-11-04T03:31:10-0700

jack said:
Holliday is right about you. When having your ass handed to you you leave out your intent which owned you to begin with and dig a bigger hole for yourself.

Everyone knew EXACTLY what you meant when you started that retarded thread.

Q E D

/bows

Admin. · 2026-11-04T03:37:14-0700

Conservatives lose elections, and can’t get erections.

jack · 2026-11-04T03:38:50-0700

Admin. said:
Conservatives lose elections, and can’t get erections.

LOL party went to 2:30.

What a blast.

Fredricka · 2026-11-04T03:56:00-0700

jack said:
My new favorite thread.

Owning @The Prowler and @Adam senseless is a great way to start post the BEST ELECTION RESULTS EVER.

I love it when @Adam makes a fool out of himself.

Incoherent mumbo jumbo, try again

jack · 2026-11-04T04:16:17-0700

Fredricka said:
Incoherent mumbo jumbo, try again

Wow, you managed to get both of Prowler's tiny feet up your ass. One buried up each asshole.

Quite the sight.

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