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Here's a hypothetical situation...

Say you purchase a food product from the supermarket and you later decide you don't like it. Would you...

A. Eat it reluctantly and assume never to buy it again?

or

B. Take it back to the store and ask for a refund?
 

Blazor

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I hate wasting food, but depending on how much like shit it tastes, depends if it goes in the trash or I give it away... and never forget. Also depends how hungry I am and how much money is left in my pocket lol.
 

TheHaze

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If it's rancid will take it back other wise throw it out- - - - - -
 

Blazor

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Funny to read Master's post, then Haze's, cause I read that as Haze takes back rancid pussy, but otherwise throws it out :Grin3:
 

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If a single Tomato is on the soft side I'll bring it back, nobody gets my loot that easily
 

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Why? Thats your poor decision making.

If its sealed, bought before expiration and it is rancid, then I might take it back.

Other than that, I'd eat it or give it to animals.
 

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Why? Thats your poor decision making.

If its sealed, bought before expiration and it is rancid, then I might take it back.

Other than that, I'd eat it or give it to animals.
But what if you buy 'Iceberg Lettuce' and inside it has those brown spots that run through it making it taste bitter, I'm not going to rip the lettuce apart at the store to check,,melons that cost like 7 bucks only to get home and discover they're bitter as hell..Mmmm mmm Money back please ... but you're right, the Tomato thing would be on me ..
 

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I just think you should only return things if they are "defective".

Plants don't come with guarantees or warranties. If you don't like them, throw them in a field for local wildlife.
 

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my garbage disposal unit gets it :p
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Funny to read Master's post, then Haze's, cause I read that as Haze takes back rancid pussy, but otherwise throws it out :Grin3:

To much Porn will do that to you and for the record haven't been in a super market in over 2 years and yeah I would throw out a rancid pussy!
 

Blazor

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Funny to read Master's post, then Haze's, cause I read that as Haze takes back rancid pussy, but otherwise throws it out :Grin3:

To much Porn will do that to you and for the record haven't been in a super market in over 2 years and yeah I would throw out a rancid pussy!

:Grin3:

Just curious, how do you get your food? Delivered?
 

TheHaze

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Funny to read Master's post, then Haze's, cause I read that as Haze takes back rancid pussy, but otherwise throws it out :Grin3:

To much Porn will do that to you and for the record haven't been in a super market in over 2 years and yeah I would throw out a rancid pussy!

:Grin3:

Just curious, how do you get your food? Delivered?

I am a Cyborg and don't need to eat(I live with my daughter and son in law)-- - - - - they do all the shopping!
 

Blazor

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Funny to read Master's post, then Haze's, cause I read that as Haze takes back rancid pussy, but otherwise throws it out :Grin3:

To much Porn will do that to you and for the record haven't been in a super market in over 2 years and yeah I would throw out a rancid pussy!

:Grin3:

Just curious, how do you get your food? Delivered?

I am a Cyborg and don't need to eat(I live with my daughter and son in law)-- - - - - they do all the shopping!

Haha, you lucky bastard.
 

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Here's a hypothetical situation...

Say you purchase a food product from the supermarket and you later decide you don't like it. Would you...

A. Eat it reluctantly and assume never to buy it again?

or

B. Take it back to the store and ask for a refund?

I'm a guy who's going with A. However, I see a lot of B stuff. Some of it is warranted, I guess. But there are returns on half-eaten cooked meat, sometimes when it's still warm.

We have a serial returner. (probably shouldn't mention his first name or so-called 'profession') Constantly asking questions and wasting our time. And after all our helpful advice, he comes back and says he didn't like it or he cooked it wrong. Fucking leech and part of his scam. It used to be double your money back if you weren't satisfied, so that was a way for him to get money. And he gets his arm stuck to sell plasma for money.

We haven't seen him for at least a month. <knock on wood> It's wrong to say but I hope he's dead. He's probably shopping elsewhere with his shenanigans.