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TheHaze

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He doesn't have a paying job and live's off of the Goddess and when he did work it was pushing a broom over at the grade school but was found peeking at the children going pee pee so now spends the days on here and watching gook porn - - - - - - -

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Damaged Maven

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Once upon a time I rode an aircraft carrier out of Norfolk on sea trial. No big whoop; a couple hundred shipbuilders and 2000 sailors were there for the ride. But you weren't. That was my job.

Now my job is feedng 7 cats, taking care of the Goddess, and donating to charity. Your life is immaterial in comparison.

But thanks for the bump.
 
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Once upon a time I rode an aircraft carrier out of Norfolk on sea trial. No big whoop; a couple hundred shipbuilders and 2000 sailors were there for the ride. But you weren't. That was my job.

Now my job is feedng 7 cats, taking care of the Goddess, and donating to charity. Your life is immaterial in comparison.

But thanks for the bump.
Leave the kids alone
 

TheHaze

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Once upon a time I rode an aircraft carrier out of Norfolk on sea trial. No big whoop; a couple hundred shipbuilders and 2000 sailors were there for the ride. But you weren't. That was my job.

Now my job is feedng 7 cats, taking care of the Goddess, and donating to charity. Your life is immaterial in comparison.

But thanks for the bump.

Thinking we should call you Popeye and for the record my eye's have seen things you wouldn't believe fat boy so save your story's for your cat's,they might care but wouldn't bank on it !

PS - Cooking and cleaning the house for the goddess while she is working down at the Goodwill store mite be great for her but to me you are nothing but a house boy - - - - - - - -

The Goddess >>>

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Once upon a time I rode an aircraft carrier out of Norfolk on sea trial. No big whoop; a couple hundred shipbuilders and 2000 sailors were there for the ride. But you weren't. That was my job.

Now my job is feedng 7 cats, taking care of the Goddess, and donating to charity. Your life is immaterial in comparison.

But thanks for the bump.

Thinking we should call you Popeye and for the record my eye's have seen things you wouldn't believe fat boy so save your story's for your cat's,they might care but wouldn't bank on it !

PS - Cooking and cleaning the house for the goddess while she is working down at the Goodwill store mite be great for her but to me you are nothing but a house boy - - - - - - - -

The Goddess >>>

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Goodwill is a scam and not worthy of donation or contribution.

The girl is fat but hot and she knows it.

You're an ass.
 

Damaged Maven

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Thinking we should call you Popeye and for the record my eye's have seen things you wouldn't believe fat boy so save your story's for your cat's,they might care but wouldn't bank on it.

I landed a RHIB on a Nicaraguan beach in 1981 and helped repair armaments for Contras.
I helped birth my daughter in 1987.
I quit my job to work relief aid in New Orleans Parish after Katrina in 2005.
I went on a relief effort for 8 months in Haiti after the 2010 earthquake.
I did electrical rehab in Puerto Rico for 4 months after Maria in 2017.

I didn't do these things so I could brag on a chat board about the shit I've seen.

Please don't assume that your life is all that. I'm fat, but I've earned it.
 

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He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

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Pure sausage baby !
 

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Notice that I didn't post any shit I have done because nobody here give's a shit but in any case if you have done does things good for you and know they give out free food and hope that 's not the reason and the only thing you earn being fat is a early grave !

PS - Just a after though,do all your cats shit in your home or do you let them out to shit in somebody else's yard - - - - - - -

PPS - I went water skiing behind a RHIB on lake Ben Hoe - - - - - -
 

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He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

Very funny and bet you are hoping I will post a shot of my junk you sick fuck - - - - - -
 

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Damaged Maven

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He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

Very funny and bet you are hoping I will post a shot of my junk you sick fuck - - - - - -
Just let me know when you do ...I need to go to the Dollar Store and buy a magnifying glass :rightON:

Dollar store. Typical tramp.
The Dollar General is dingy and overpriced. The Dollar Tree is a treasure. Literally everything is $1. Need 3 paint brushes? Here you go, $1. And you're going to the movies for date night but don't want to spend $6 for the big box of Mike & Ikes? Dollar Tree, where... but you know.
 

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He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

Very funny and bet you are hoping I will post a shot of my junk you sick fuck - - - - - -
Just let me know when you do ...I need to go to the Dollar Store and buy a magnifying glass :rightON:

Dollar store. Typical tramp.
The Dollar General is dingy and overpriced. The Dollar Tree is a treasure. Literally everything is $1. Need 3 paint brushes? Here you go, $1. And you're going to the movies for date night but don't want to spend $6 for the big box of Mike & Ikes? Dollar Tree, where... but you know.

No, cheap paint brushes just leave bits of themselves in the paint.
 

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He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

Very funny and bet you are hoping I will post a shot of my junk you sick fuck - - - - - -
Just let me know when you do ...I need to go to the Dollar Store and buy a magnifying glass :rightON:

Dollar store. Typical tramp.
you wanna suck my wiener dont'cha ?? but only AFTER you steal better paint brushes for DM :LMAO:
 
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Dollar store. Typical tramp.[/QUOTE]
The Dollar General is dingy and overpriced. The Dollar Tree is a treasure. Literally everything is $1. Need 3 paint brushes? Here you go, $1. And you're going to the movies for date night but don't want to spend $6 for the big box of Mike & Ikes? Dollar Tree, where... but you know.[/QUOTE]

No, cheap paint brushes just leave bits of themselves in the paint.[/QUOTE]

Those loose hairs add character to the final product. The most beautiful, perfect rugs, hand woven with thousands, millions of knots, all have one flaw, not from carelessness, but because the weaver respects God's perfection.
 

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He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

Very funny and bet you are hoping I will post a shot of my junk you sick fuck - - - - - -
Just let me know when you do ...I need to go to the Dollar Store and buy a magnifying glass :rightON:

Dollar store. Typical tramp.
ahahahahaha You're a fucking bitch thief ..... you don't 'buy' The ever SO EDGY old lady that smokes weed and steals WHOooooooooooooooooo :LMAO:
 
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He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

Very funny and bet you are hoping I will post a shot of my junk you sick fuck - - - - - -
Just let me know when you do ...I need to go to the Dollar Store and buy a magnifying glass :rightON:

Dollar store. Typical tramp.
ahahahahaha You're a fucking bitch thief ..... you don't 'buy' The ever SO EDGY old lady that smokes weed and steals WHOooooooooooooooooo :LMAO:

LOL, that Lady has more class and money than your entire family.

You broke, fat semen sniffer. AIDSE infested piodo! CUCK OFF!!!
 

Damaged Maven

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Never heard of lake ben hoe, nor has anyone I know but waterskiing is fun.
He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

Very funny and bet you are hoping I will post a shot of my junk you sick fuck - - - - - -
Just let me know when you do ...I need to go to the Dollar Store and buy a magnifying glass :rightON:

Dollar store. Typical tramp.
you wanna suck my wiener dont'cha ?? but only AFTER you steal better paint brushes for DM :LMAO:
Don't. Just don't.
 

Damaged Maven

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He's just insecure. .. little dicks are like that, hence the need to constantly reference wiener .

Very funny and bet you are hoping I will post a shot of my junk you sick fuck - - - - - -
Just let me know when you do ...I need to go to the Dollar Store and buy a magnifying glass :rightON:

Dollar store. Typical tramp.
ahahahahaha You're a fucking bitch thief ..... you don't 'buy' The ever SO EDGY old lady that smokes weed and steals WHOooooooooooooooooo :LMAO:

LOL, that Lady has more class and money than your entire family.

You broke, fat semen sniffer. AIDSE infested piodo! CUCK OFF!!!

I despise your delivery, but I like your intention.