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You're a good egg, X. I don't care what they say about you.

That's nice, X. Good hustle. I didn't do shit today but watch my Mexican rake my leaves.

You foreigners are being censored. Sorry. Blame the Leftist Filth that run your cuntries.

Oh look! Slopey has learned two new words. LOL

He was kicked in the head by a mule as a boy. Luckily for him his daddy was rich and set him up with a Trust Fund.

Still waiting for the evidence to be presented. 23,000 pages and all you dumfuks can do is count how many times Trump's name was mentioned ... but zero evidence of him fucking children. Must suck to be wrong so many times in a row.

He's got the Stanley Steamer guy on speed dial.

Look at Admingie and MasterSphincter glad handing each other of shit no one cares about. Must be hard to go through life with TDS.

She's very fastidious. Not like Slopey's cockeyed cat that yaks and shits on his $17 Persian rug.

Something you've never had to do your whole life, Trust Fund Boy. I wanted to get another dog, but dogs are too much work. I have a cat. She pretty much takes care of herself, but she always cleans her ass after eating a pile of catnip.

How come Jennifer Bendery looks like a dude?

Probably. I've always been kind of a lazy fuck. But I still get the same thing. I'll jump up out of my chair with an overwhelming impulse to check on a caregiver task or check on a phantom missed email or project task - then I'm halfway across the room before I remember I don't have to do any...

I know. I'm having a hard time adjusting too. Sometimes I get a little panicky feeling like I'm supposed to be doing something or a I forgot to do something ... Then I remember I don't have to do shit. Today I was going to go rake leaves in the yard, but then my Mexican showed up out of the...

When you become an old fart like me, then everyday's a Holiday. ;)

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Good deal.

That seems to be the primary symptom of TDS. Blandy has it bad and he's not even an American. He's a pansy pussy Scot from some slum in Glascow who is too afraid to complain about the third world wogs shitting on the street outside of his slum hovel because the fascist government he is a...

I'm watching Michigan and Northwestern play football in Wrigley Field.

Hey Alti. Are you sane today? :)

I'm watching Michegan and Northwestern play football in Wrigley Field.