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He harvests it from beach Hobos every spring when it's good and ripe after a long winter.

Musty scented flavorable screation wrappeb into a voidable perversion, crawling before you walk, this progresses to an unsavory conclusion .Wash those stains from your undies..

Don't mention smegma. Adminge might come back around. Smegma is his favorite condiment.

Smegma??? I’m circumcised you giddy cunt!

Scumbum for breakfast the paste oozes a sweet secreation often refered to as the paste of life

I’m all helmet!

Like six wrinkles to be exact. It’s not right! I just want my foreskin back. I feel very Jewish and I’m theologically appalled.

I’ve been stretching the end of my dick for years… and I’ve only created wrinkles!

As feirce tears form in eyes , he knows what must be done

But listen…foreskin regeneration. Fact or fiction?

See? Half way through tomorrow for us Maindayers.

WWBD

13:34 to be precise!

My cat is digging her fucking lasar out of the sideboard.

Locust probably doesn’t even know how to wash behind the flaps ffs!

Ain't it the middle of tomorrow in Oz?

Did yoo know Somalians and door dash Torontonians have the lowest IQ in the world?

@Reggie_Essent making a mockery of her has no time limit.

I think it's like 2 or 3 AM where Lotus lives.

A higher IQ makes all the difference eh @LotusBud

Having hygiene OCD and licking anus is a mathematical challenge. As an Applied Scientist… I work my magic and engorge my cock to a great length.

@Breakfall

I’m so beautifully untouchable! Good genes and hygienic OCD…there can only be one. When God made me, she broke the mould. There is only one…

The sexiest motherfucking troll that ever existed!

FITE! FITE! FITE!!\

Hahahahahaaaaa… bow down to the King!

What parts? Yer rectal parts? Yeah, yer the king of them.