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Holy shit

My dog nearly killed a dog being walked by a couple just now. She broke the spring mechanism on her wire lead and charged onto the footpath ready for war.

oooh that's pretty

he said when will you wear that? I said "when I report you missing" lol

i told him i wanted one of these https://a.co/d/08X6jifO

It just might work.

my dog hates anything involving effort

we are in my king till daddy takes them to bed

TMI

So did my Doggo, she finally figured out we weren't going for another walk and left me for the boudoir.

weed makes me horny

Normally mine is too unless she has a chance to go to bed

Drugs are bad, Murdy.... especially things that make you want to eat MORE.

they are stuck like glue

i am in the city for work all week and just got home

my dog abandoned me and went to bed.

about to eat an edible

im watching TV with my frenchies

graduated top of his working class of never made a woman cum laude

Just relaxing and having a couple of beers.

Hi Iggy, what's shaking?

Hi Murdy. Hi Admin

Froot let the possibility of being a world famous hand model go to his head, he's been coasting on that dream ever since.

hi iggy

if oniy i had the confidence of a mediocre froot

hi