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☢☠~THE DRUNK THREAD~☠☢
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<blockquote data-quote="SirSuperSouthern" data-source="post: 61532" data-attributes="member: 304"><p>Ask any question about tequila or Scotch whisk<strong><em>y. </em></strong>If you see an "e" before the "y", it's made in America and is incomparable to real whisky.</p><p></p><p>Gatheround, plebes. You know what e150a is? It's sugar thrown on a hot pan until it turns brown, which means it is now "cooking caramel". Why did I mention that?</p><p></p><p>Well, when added to any type of spirit, it turns the liquor to gold! Yeah, that sucks for consumers but is fantastic for the distilleries that do it. You see, when a noob or more experienced drinker is trying to decide which bottle of whisky to buy, they compare them side-by-side; both labeled as being 10 years old, like my newest husband.</p><p></p><p>It becomes an easy choice for the comparer because gold is much prettier than say, <strong>Springbank</strong> - my <em>favorite</em> unpeated whisky, who knows better than adding sugar. The most popular single malt whisky is The Macallan. Nice steak houses always have that one on the drink menu. e150a. Yup. Sure does look pretty and doesn't taste bad, they're just cheaters (like me). If you only have a snifter of it after finishing your meal, good on ya, I guess.</p><p></p><p>You wanna keep drinking it or another golden spirit? Tomorrow awaits, dumbass. The best way to get drunk on whisky (Islay brands #1 fan) is to pleasantly enjoy having a drink of your best. One, maybe two. Put it up, it's both fine and expensive if you know what to buy. From there, you reach for <strong>Black Bottle</strong>, which is, sadly, a goddamn blend - like the demons at Johnny Walker who claim that they add the fantastic Talisker single-malt to their piss. </p><p></p><p>*i need to catch my fucking breath* "I'll have a Johnny Walker <strong><span style="color: rgb(41, 105, 176)">BLUE</span></strong> because I know so much about whiskey!".</p><p></p><p>Back to reality, Black Bottle is only $20 and blends peated whisky from Islay - the capital of the drinking world. Is Black Bottle great? Fuck no, it needs more peat smoke. Is it totally acceptable if you're drinking Home Alone like I love doing? Fuck yes. Ask the man who knows his shit at whichever liquor store you visit every day. He'll tell you what you just read...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>SSS</p><p>- SirSuperSpringbank man</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SirSuperSouthern, post: 61532, member: 304"] Ask any question about tequila or Scotch whisk[B][I]y. [/I][/B]If you see an "e" before the "y", it's made in America and is incomparable to real whisky. Gatheround, plebes. You know what e150a is? It's sugar thrown on a hot pan until it turns brown, which means it is now "cooking caramel". Why did I mention that? Well, when added to any type of spirit, it turns the liquor to gold! Yeah, that sucks for consumers but is fantastic for the distilleries that do it. You see, when a noob or more experienced drinker is trying to decide which bottle of whisky to buy, they compare them side-by-side; both labeled as being 10 years old, like my newest husband. It becomes an easy choice for the comparer because gold is much prettier than say, [B]Springbank[/B] - my [I]favorite[/I] unpeated whisky, who knows better than adding sugar. The most popular single malt whisky is The Macallan. Nice steak houses always have that one on the drink menu. e150a. Yup. Sure does look pretty and doesn't taste bad, they're just cheaters (like me). If you only have a snifter of it after finishing your meal, good on ya, I guess. You wanna keep drinking it or another golden spirit? Tomorrow awaits, dumbass. The best way to get drunk on whisky (Islay brands #1 fan) is to pleasantly enjoy having a drink of your best. One, maybe two. Put it up, it's both fine and expensive if you know what to buy. From there, you reach for [B]Black Bottle[/B], which is, sadly, a goddamn blend - like the demons at Johnny Walker who claim that they add the fantastic Talisker single-malt to their piss. *i need to catch my fucking breath* "I'll have a Johnny Walker [B][COLOR=rgb(41, 105, 176)]BLUE[/COLOR][/B] because I know so much about whiskey!". Back to reality, Black Bottle is only $20 and blends peated whisky from Islay - the capital of the drinking world. Is Black Bottle great? Fuck no, it needs more peat smoke. Is it totally acceptable if you're drinking Home Alone like I love doing? Fuck yes. Ask the man who knows his shit at whichever liquor store you visit every day. He'll tell you what you just read... SSS - SirSuperSpringbank man [/QUOTE]
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