1 of those days

[Powah]

We all have them lol. I wake up and my puppy took my sneaker and buried it somewhere in the woods. Little Big asshole just wagging his tail and runs away lol with it. Instead of looking for it i just gave him the other sneaker to play with.

WTF am I gonna do with just 1 fucking sneaker? Yeah I know now he will always eat my shoes. If I wanted to argue with something I'd get a wife lol

I could followed him when he went to bury the other sneaker lol Fuck it lol

 

[Powah]

I re read that back and I seem to exhibit extreme laziness, irresponsibility and a bad attitude. Oh well lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So, he took your shoe, and you rewarded his bad behaviour by giving him the other shoe, lol too right he’ll always eat your shoes....your own fault..

 

[Powah]

There's always more to the story, this one included :Grin3:

So I'm smoking this bowl and I hear my girlfriend yell to me

GF hey make sure that fucking dog doesn't eat my shoes!
ME what shoes??
GF my red heels!
ME IN MY HEAD Oh the red slutty stilettos!

I look and sure enough he has her slut heels in his mouth!
Oh man I need to trade him something fast
I'm really high right now lol

I take off my sneaker and trade him! Brilliant!
I hide her heels and go back to the third bowl now lol
I hear her yelling again jesusfuckingchrist!
He has your shoe now!

ME I didn't know that! Bad dog! yeah I blamed the dog, my gf is a bitch lol
She walks in and says
GF you only have 1 fucking shoe on!
She's like a spy or detective or cashier something like that lol

Anyways he is now trained to only eat my shoes
Whatever, its quiet for now lol :LOL2:

Fooking killer weed bud bros!