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A Tibetan monk has been discovered in a remote mountain cave in Nepal. It is sending shockwaves around the world. He is believed to be the oldest person in the world at 209 YEARS OLD! He was found in a state of deep meditation called "takatet." At first he appeared to be a mummy, but when the archeologist examining him discovered a pulse, it became clear he was still alive.
Among his sparse possessions was a parchment journal filled with nuggets of wisdom from over his two centuries of life. One of the most recent entries was, "don't believe everything on Bastard Factory."
