Alexa, show me a sad frightened little man, with penis envy.

[Breakfall]

What for? I’m married, pencildick

Think about that poor dude, everyone must feel verry sorry for him...

Shut the fuck up (google: maxis735+porn+Netherlands) “barely legal” pervert!

Sweety.....we all know you're king dingaling lol.....well, at least until I see @X "thud"..... everyone else has seen it but me. Kinda hurts my feelings a bit because no one could possibly love him more than I do.....maybe he's just shy. Perhaps you could give him a motivation speech or something for me.....I'd really like to see it. I hear its longer than a 16 oz soda bottle.....

You want to see it when it’s full-mast?! Lol

 

[Succubus]

What for? I’m married, pencildick

Think about that poor dude, everyone must feel verry sorry for him...

Shut the fuck up (google: maxis735+porn+Netherlands) “barely legal” pervert!

Sweety.....we all know you're king dingaling lol.....well, at least until I see @X "thud"..... everyone else has seen it but me. Kinda hurts my feelings a bit because no one could possibly love him more than I do.....maybe he's just shy. Perhaps you could give him a motivation speech or something for me.....I'd really like to see it. I hear its longer than a 16 oz soda bottle.....

You want to see it when it’s full-mast?! Lol

I wanna see it in all its glory

 

[Breakfall]

What for? I’m married, pencildick

Think about that poor dude, everyone must feel verry sorry for him...

Shut the fuck up (google: maxis735+porn+Netherlands) “barely legal” pervert!

Sweety.....we all know you're king dingaling lol.....well, at least until I see @X "thud"..... everyone else has seen it but me. Kinda hurts my feelings a bit because no one could possibly love him more than I do.....maybe he's just shy. Perhaps you could give him a motivation speech or something for me.....I'd really like to see it. I hear its longer than a 16 oz soda bottle.....

You want to see it when it’s full-mast?! Lol

I wanna see it in all its glory

Diamond-cutter hard with all the titanium piercings? That pic would deserve something equally raunchy from you, you do realise?
:ThumbsUp3:

 

[X]

What for? I’m married, pencildick

Think about that poor dude, everyone must feel verry sorry for him...

Shut the fuck up (google: maxis735+porn+Netherlands) “barely legal” pervert!

Sweety.....we all know you're king dingaling lol.....well, at least until I see @X "thud"..... everyone else has seen it but me. Kinda hurts my feelings a bit because no one could possibly love him more than I do.....maybe he's just shy. Perhaps you could give him a motivation speech or something for me.....I'd really like to see it. I hear its longer than a 16 oz soda bottle.....

You want to see it when it’s full-mast?! Lol

I wanna see it in all its glory

 

[Succubus]

What for? I’m married, pencildick

Think about that poor dude, everyone must feel verry sorry for him...

Shut the fuck up (google: maxis735+porn+Netherlands) “barely legal” pervert!

Sweety.....we all know you're king dingaling lol.....well, at least until I see @X "thud"..... everyone else has seen it but me. Kinda hurts my feelings a bit because no one could possibly love him more than I do.....maybe he's just shy. Perhaps you could give him a motivation speech or something for me.....I'd really like to see it. I hear its longer than a 16 oz soda bottle.....

You want to see it when it’s full-mast?! Lol

I wanna see it in all its glory

I love it when you get jealous!!! ;) xoxox

 

[Succubus]

What for? I’m married, pencildick

Think about that poor dude, everyone must feel verry sorry for him...

Shut the fuck up (google: maxis735+porn+Netherlands) “barely legal” pervert!

Sweety.....we all know you're king dingaling lol.....well, at least until I see @X "thud"..... everyone else has seen it but me. Kinda hurts my feelings a bit because no one could possibly love him more than I do.....maybe he's just shy. Perhaps you could give him a motivation speech or something for me.....I'd really like to see it. I hear its longer than a 16 oz soda bottle.....

You want to see it when it’s full-mast?! Lol

I wanna see it in all its glory

Diamond-cutter hard with all the titanium piercings? That pic would deserve something equally raunchy from you, you do realise?
:ThumbsUp3:

I meant @X cock, lol... .hahahaha

 

[Seamajor]

he’s permanent mildew

Lmao

And yet you follow me all over the forum, how cute is that?

You’re not “ all over the forum”

Lulz

I'm very concerned about you Stubby....

Lmao @ you dreaming about the size of my dick while you’re melting

The other Stubby?

 

[The Countess]

he’s permanent mildew

Lmao

He’s fair game and I’m stocked up on hacks

we all seen your poorly formatted stockphoto.com "hacks".
how about taking a photo of your fupa and using that for admins avatar, go full gangsta chica loco.

How bout you take a photo of that hanging thing between your legs and use that as your own avatar? Instead of trying to catfish motherfuckers into thinking you’re a female

use some of that money to buy a ghostwriter and stop posting with your ass, you stupid woman!!!

That’s right. I’m all WOMAN, hater ass

go sit on a cake and fart!

Go suck your own cock and die, Rufail

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

 

[Jake]

True dat.... only that part of the forum where 82.5% of your posts end up.

Another Irony Alert?

As of noonish today, that's up to 84..4% and rising rapidly.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

excuse me

I feel something breathing next to my ankles