Another audition, another gig

[The Prowler]

So while Poopy Pants @Lily and "Who knows anything about the loser?" @Admin were here posting all day....

I went out and auditioned at a pretty cool music bar/restaurant in my city....

And we booked a gig.

Just like that.

I never told you people, but when we played last Thursday, some people there heard that we were playing a gig the next day, and they went the very next day.

We are actually building a fan base.

People like me.


They really really like me!!!!

 

[X]

There’s something about a group of retards that stoke the curiosity, kinda’ like “hey, look at the bald one trying his damnest to sing’’ good job big fella’ LOLOL

 

[The Prowler]

There’s something about a group of retards that stoke the curiosity, kinda’ like “hey, look at the bald one trying his damnest to sing’’ good job big fella’ LOLOL

Yeah, they do that for four 45 minute sets and then ask us where we will be playing next....

You must be right.

 

[The Prowler]

@Admin. you were plucking on your guitar today.

Could you convince anyone to listen to you?

Or did you just force the dog to listen....again.

I might have to call the SPCA.

 

[Admin.]

media depiction or it never happened!

 

[Admin.]

@Admin. you were plucking on your guitar today.

Could you convince anyone to listen to you?

Or did you just force the dog to listen....again.

I might have to call the SPCA.

I turn the dial up to eleven and play with my pedals and wahs and make noises, and I feel fine. Sorry about your life of quiet desperation, try a sperm donor Capon.

 

[The Prowler]

I turn the dial up to eleven and play with my pedals and wahs and make noises, and I feel fine. Sorry about your life of quiet desperation, try a sperm donor Capon.

So that would a "No."

Do you ever actually see real, live people. Like, in person....not on a flat screen tv or monitor?

 

[Benny420]

So while Poopy Pants @Lily and "Who knows anything about the loser?" @Admin were here posting all day....

I went out and auditioned at a pretty cool music bar/restaurant in my city....

And we booked a gig.

Just like that.

I never told you people, but when we played last Thursday, some people there heard that we were playing a gig the next day, and they went the very next day.

We are actually building a fan base.

People like me.


They really really like me!!!!

I've been here what, 6 days now? Not a single time I've logged in and he wasn't already logged in guarding the entrance to interesting discussions like some drooling three headed mongo-monster with herpes

what the fuck is with this guy? Does he do anything else?

 

[X]

Yeah, they do that for four 45 minute sets and then ask us where we will be playing next....

You must be right.

Sure man, you guises is like the special Olympics of the music scene BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[X]

I've been here what, 6 days now? Not a single time I've logged in and he wasn't already logged in guarding the entrance to interesting discussions like some drooling three headed mongo-monster with herpes

what the fuck is with this guy? Does he do anything else?

Amazing isn’t it, a forum with 24 hour access

 

[Benny420]

 

[Admin.]

So that would a "No."

Do you ever actually see real, live people. Like, in person....not on a flat screen tv or monitor?

Is that important to you, and if so why is it important to you, I mean why are you expecting me to share details about my life, when you don't have the basic human decency to offer us here at BF your family some of your home made feeding porno, video of you feeding your wife. Come on bro, don't back pedal on us now! Share with us!

 

[Benny420]

Is that important to you, and if so why is it important to you, I mean why are you expecting me to share details about my life, when you don't have the basic human decency to offer us here at BF your family some of your home made feeding porno, video of you feeding your wife. Come on bro, don't back pedal on us now! Share with us!

Would you mind terribly, taking a moment to run this run-on of disjointed hysterics trough google translate to see if the AI engine is trained enough to output something that resembles English?

 

[Admin.]

What are you eating now?

Something yummy I hope!

 

[Benny420]

What are you eating now?

Something yummy I hope!

Still daydreaming of those @Breakfall penis pics I gather?

I think you should move on from that.

 

[Admin.]

Would you mind terribly, taking a moment to run this run-on of disjointed hysterics trough google translate to see if the AI engine is trained enough to output something that resembles English?

Don't type with your mouth full, you obscenely large person.

 

[Benny420]

Don't type with your mouth full, you obscenely large person.

Your Enrish is improving. Atta girl.

Did you stick a cattle prod up your ass prior to hitting reply this time?

 

[Admin.]

Still daydreaming of those @Breakfall penis pics I gather?

I think you should move on from that.

Shall I go crack open the SG Vaults and post the hard evidence right here in front of God, Country and Bastard Factory?

 

[Benny420]

Maybe if you posted a picture of yourself without your false teeth breakfall might reconsider your offers for freaky fellatio?

 

[Admin.]

You guys remember when I posted this old used car salesman ad, and mentioned, clearly jokingly, that the badger made me think of Piggly Powereater, and he completely melted down and went on an epic "Admin sucks cocks" All You Can Eat style posting binge for days, i think it was right before he quit posting here for whatever reason. I felt sad weeks later when someone told me he hadn't been here quite a while, and wondered if poorly closeted Piggly, was still thinking about my cock. That is not in anyway to infer or suggest that I find Piggly's behind closed door bedroom acts are no ones business as long as he doesn't keep trying to jam it down our throats. (And that the young person is of age, of course)

 

[Benny420]

Is Piggly in your head with you now?

 

[The Prowler]

I mean why are you expecting me to share details about my life

I do not expect it.

I expect you to hide every embarrassing detail of your life.

 

[Benny420]

 

[Fantom]

So while Poopy Pants @Lily and "Who knows anything about the loser?" @Admin were here posting all day....

I went out and auditioned at a pretty cool music bar/restaurant in my city....

And we booked a gig.

Just like that.

I never told you people, but when we played last Thursday, some people there heard that we were playing a gig the next day, and they went the very next day.

We are actually building a fan base.

People like me.


They really really like me!!!!

TP what do you play?

I'm guessing Guitar.

Also genre is Rock N Roll?

 

[The Prowler]

TP what do you play?

I'm guessing Guitar.

Also genre is Rock N Roll?

Guitar.

Rock and Roll, Rock, Pop, Country, Folk, East Cost Folk, etc.

 

[Lily]

I was out all afternoon and evening. What an idiotic lie.

 

[The Prowler]

I was out all afternoon and evening. What an idiotic lie.

Who cares what you were doing, Leaker?

 

[Lily]

Who cares what you were doing, Leaker?

You. You care very much. I get 10 tags a day from you alone.

I also didn't say what I was doing, precisely because no one cares. If they do, they'll ask.

Maybe you can take a hint from that.

 

[The Prowler]

Immediate Contradiction Alert!!!
Now I know that Lardass Lily[ will come back with some stupidity like "Yeah, har har, you are a no one!!" but if she really planned on that, she would have said "because nobody cares" because the word "nobody" is what would have been appropriate for this claimed troll.

You. You care very much

I also didn't say what I was doing, precisely because no one cares.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get 10 tags a day from you alone.

You lying Poopy Pants @Lily.

Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!!!




Hey, what smells like burning poop?