Anybody have any clues as to why @jack the pervert is such a shitbag

He skipped the breast and went straight for the meAT!!
Could that be the reason BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
He once told a doofus lie just to fit into the convo at the time by declaring he had weed seedlings in his ‘shed’ only he lives in an apartment building and doesn’t have a shed BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
What makes him NEED to fit in?
 
Perhaps it’s the trauma from being named after self love … JACK!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Hey guys I sold my canoe I didn’t really have to begin with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
I wonder if jack took his non existent canoe on his non existent holiday
 
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Oh hey guys I’m getting a new puppy, I’ll be 75 by the time the puppy is grown hahahahahahahaha
The puppy he's going to keep in a cage the whole time. ANIMAL CRUELTY. Let that poor dog out jack you sadist
 
Jack's the only person I know of who has fallen into a puddle and had to be pulled out and rescued by fire fighters...

The perils of manlet-hood.
 
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Jack is so iddy biddy that he struggles to fit into toddler's clothes.

Jack is so tiny he often gets scooped up by mistake and carried across busy roads by good samaritans.

Jack is so minuscule he struggles to finish a Happy Meal.

Jack is so vertically restricted he gets approached every Christmas about being one of Santa's Elves at his local Walmart.
 
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