As the billionaire lotto winner

[Master]

On a ticket I purchased after my weekly rub down at the Asian massage parlour in des plaines, I will be giving away one thousand dollars American for one lucky member here.

now tell me, what would you do with one thousand of Martinis money?

 

[Blurt]

Buy a MitM mug?

 

[Master]

Those are sold out.

they were limited. The last one sold second hand on eBay for over a grand.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Didn't you run away again?

Fuck off you broke ass wankstain.

 

[Master]

Go fuck yourself you useless junkie.

i have billionaire problems and relate to other billionaires like Musk, not drug addled losers who spew the most incoherent drivel this side of a waterheaded moron.

Go take another pill and shut up.

 

[Flynn]

Those are sold out.

they were limited. The last one sold second hand on eBay for over a grand.

No doubt in many pieces just all the others.

 

[LotusBud]

On a ticket I purchased after my weekly rub down at the Asian massage parlour in des plaines, I will be giving away one thousand dollars American for one lucky member here.

now tell me, what would you do with one thousand of Martinis money?

Go to Rome for a couple of days. With my boyfriend.

 

[LotusBud]

Go fuck yourself you useless junkie.

i have billionaire problems and relate to other billionaires like Musk, not drug addled losers who spew the most incoherent drivel this side of a waterheaded moron.

Go take another pill and shut up.

You're a billionaire ans you're only giving away 1000? You sure are cheap.

 

[Master]

Go fuck yourself you useless junkie.

i have billionaire problems and relate to other billionaires like Musk, not drug addled losers who spew the most incoherent drivel this side of a waterheaded moron.

Go take another pill and shut up.

You're a billionaire ans you're only giving away 1000? You sure are cheap.

Why would I give more?

Well, lemme think….what’s left of this community is indeed the mentally challenged so in turn I would be helping hands to a bunch of morons….

As a now passionate philanthropist, I here by decree This Communities Special Olympics will be forthcoming.

details soon.