THROB
Factory Bastard
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I'm Bulletproof. Never been caught in 2 years.
-Don't try to bait-box me. We just follow the delivery trucks and wait for them to go around the corner. If nobody answers the courtesy knock + no car in the driveway, wait 3-4 minutes and it's almost a gimme.
-Don't try to catch me, I can run faster than you.
-Don't let your dog out after me, I'll bear mace it. 100% effective.
-Those doorbell cameras are easy, I just wear a blackout mask or I'll come around the side of the house from your neighbors yard and stick my gum or a shred of duct tape.
I make enough money at this than any $11 an hour out there. Nobody hires me, I have too many felonies and no social security number until my records are found. Got fired from Target and they lost the copy on file so I'm fucked. Most of the stuff is brand new crap I don't want so I just sell it off.
-Don't try to bait-box me. We just follow the delivery trucks and wait for them to go around the corner. If nobody answers the courtesy knock + no car in the driveway, wait 3-4 minutes and it's almost a gimme.
-Don't try to catch me, I can run faster than you.
-Don't let your dog out after me, I'll bear mace it. 100% effective.
-Those doorbell cameras are easy, I just wear a blackout mask or I'll come around the side of the house from your neighbors yard and stick my gum or a shred of duct tape.
I make enough money at this than any $11 an hour out there. Nobody hires me, I have too many felonies and no social security number until my records are found. Got fired from Target and they lost the copy on file so I'm fucked. Most of the stuff is brand new crap I don't want so I just sell it off.
