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<blockquote data-quote="Flynn" data-source="post: 1303763" data-attributes="member: 537">For those at home who aren't familiar with what could only be explained as &quot;The Love Language&quot; you and X share. Could you please go into more detail?Start with that moonlight night, as you stood prone on your lawn with shotgun in hand loaded with rock salt, waiting for those damn kids who refuse to stay off your well manicured grass.Then go into detail when the light shone off X's wall eye. It was magic at first goonie-goo-goo sight, with X in his pink shorts as they swished in the night, with one testicle swinging freely in the summer air, signaling his arrival.<img src="https://i.ibb.co/PGCXVGJN/9jpzvu.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Explain, how you were about to yell at him, but once you saw his old woman legs, and gray beard with those retarded ass black rimmed glasses in the pale moonlight, you just couldn't, it was like you just drank the best cup of coffee, and something in you stirred. Also, go into detail how when X walks, he sounds like a squeaky rocking chair made of solid steel, with Lily sitting on him, just rocking away.<img src="https://i.ibb.co/spKCYhJ4/9ff99a.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Yes, expound on these facts please.P.S.-It could be worse. You could look like this:<img src="https://i.ibb.co/2YmshLMK/dd55e355e48aac6e.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Flynn, post: 1303763, member: 537"] For those at home who aren't familiar with what could only be explained as "The Love Language" you and X share. Could you please go into more detail? Start with that moonlight night, as you stood prone on your lawn with shotgun in hand loaded with rock salt, waiting for those damn kids who refuse to stay off your well manicured grass. Then go into detail when the light shone off X's wall eye. It was magic at first goonie-goo-goo sight, with X in his pink shorts as they swished in the night, with one testicle swinging freely in the summer air, signaling his arrival. [IMG]https://i.ibb.co/PGCXVGJN/9jpzvu.gif[/IMG] Explain, how you were about to yell at him, but once you saw his old woman legs, and gray beard with those retarded ass black rimmed glasses in the pale moonlight, you just couldn't, it was like you just drank the best cup of coffee, and something in you stirred. Also, go into detail how when X walks, he sounds like a squeaky rocking chair made of solid steel, with Lily sitting on him, just rocking away. [IMG]https://i.ibb.co/spKCYhJ4/9ff99a.gif[/IMG] Yes, expound on these facts please. P.S.-It could be worse. You could look like this: [IMG]https://i.ibb.co/2YmshLMK/dd55e355e48aac6e.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]

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