Hey Jack!!!!

[The Prowler]

I told you so!!!!!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!


@Jack @Lily

 

[Fredricka]

What did you tell them, apart from so?

 

[The Prowler]

What did you tell them, apart from so?

I told him the Fat One would dump his lame ass as soon as she did not need him any more.

I told him Tibetan Spaniels are not spaniels.

I told him I would smack his faggot mouth if I ever met him in person.

 

[Fredricka]

I told him the Fat One would dump his lame ass as soon as she did not need him any more.

I told him Tibetan Spaniels are not spaniels.

I told him I would smack his faggot mouth if I ever met him in person.

OK, I think she does need him though, that's why she's been on an ass licking campaign ever since, she needs a new jack

 

[The Prowler]

OK, I think she does need him though, that's why she's been on an ass licking campaign ever since, she needs a new jack

I do not really notice what that porker is doing most of the time. I do not know what happened to make her and Old Fart @Jack go against each other. It is funny, though, because they are both so needy.

 

[Fredricka]

I do not really notice what that porker is doing most of the time. I do not know what happened to make her and Old Fart @Jack go against each other. It is funny, though, because they are both so needy.

I think it was because lily cheated on jack with courier 6, jacks heartbroken, but he won't take shit like that

 

[The Prowler]

I think it was because lily cheated on jack with courier 6, jacks heartbroken, but he won't take shit like that

That will serve him right for ever trusting a woman again.


Back to sucking dick he goes....

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I told you so!!!!!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!


@Jack @Lily

So this is what passes for being a worthy threadstarter now?

No wonder your convertible has no top. You couldn't afford a roof over your bald head. Fucksakes.

And I thought I was lazy.

 

[Kirk]

So this is what passes for being a worthy threadstarter now?

No wonder your convertible has no top. You couldn't afford a roof over your bald head. Fucksakes.

And I thought I was lazy.

Start a thread and hope it ends in a sweater...yanno.

I rather head to the beach and play squid games with real squids, or help Norman Reedus deliver packages on the death stranding, I hear its a good simulation of what it's like to be an amazon delivery driver.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Prowler would probably tell his wife he has a surprise for her. Cover her eyes. Walk her into a room. Tell her to look. And she opens her eyes to see he put his dirty dishes in the sink for once instead of leaving them beside his rocker on the floor for the cats to lick.

Color me unimfuckingpressed. If there ever was such a color it surely would be as blank as Prowler's skull case.

He's like the Tide Stick of posters. Not even full strength bleach. Watered down, dilluted, swill; so weak it couldn't render montezuma's revenge to someone with AIDS drinking it.

His wife probably sleeps her life away.

Think about it.

If you woke up next to Prowler. You'd go right back to bed.

No reason to get up.

Too harsh? Maybe I'm not drunk enough yet. Let me imbibe a bit and maybe once my bac is high enough I'll think Prowler actually has a reason to exist.

Playing guitar? Nope not it. Presidents of the usa play better than him and they only had three strings to work with.

Dear Prowler,
Work on it.
Thanks ya!
MNG

 

[The Prowler]

Too harsh?

No.

Too fantasy.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Start a thread and hope it ends in a sweater...yanno.

I rather head to the beach and play squid games with real squids, or help Norman Reedus deliver packages on the death stranding, I hear its a good simulation of what it's like to be an amazon delivery driver.

Prowler is like flash cards but he has no cards and no flash. Like Ezra Miller. A fucked up Flash discombobulated from society. Norman Reedus is more Norm than Prowler. Prowler is Abnorm Nonreadus.

I think people getting bands put on their hemorrhoids feel more.

Like Prowler isn't even enough of a pain in the ass to be a real pain in the ass or worthy of a visit to get your ass touched.

Is it live or is it Memorex?
Is it deader than a dead doornail beating a dead horse?
Or is it a Prowler thread NON starter?

Fucking YEPPPERS!

 

[The Prowler]

Prowler is like flash cards but he has no cards and no flash. Like Ezra Miller. A fucked up Flash discombobulated from society. Norman Reedus is more Norm than Prowler. Prowler is Abnorm Nonreadus.

I think people getting bands put on their hemorrhoids feel more.

Like Prowler isn't even enough of a pain in the ass to be a real pain in the ass or worthy of a visit to get your ass touched.

Is it live or is it Memorex?
Is it deader than a dead doornail beating a dead horse?
Or is it a Prowler thread NON starter?

Fucking YEPPPERS!

Those are a lot of words to say I did not hurt your feelings.


A lot.

Of.





Words.

 

[Jack]

Prowler would probably tell his wife he has a surprise for her. Cover her eyes. Walk her into a room. Tell her to look. And she opens her eyes to see he put his dirty dishes in the sink for once instead of leaving them beside his rocker on the floor for the cats to lick.

Color me unimfuckingpressed. If there ever was such a color it surely would be as blank as Prowler's skull case.

He's like the Tide Stick of posters. Not even full strength bleach. Watered down, dilluted, swill; so weak it couldn't render montezuma's revenge to someone with AIDS drinking it.

His wife probably sleeps her life away.

Think about it.

If you woke up next to Prowler. You'd go right back to bed.

No reason to get up.

Too harsh? Maybe I'm not drunk enough yet. Let me imbibe a bit and maybe once my bac is high enough I'll think Prowler actually has a reason to exist.

Playing guitar? Nope not it. Presidents of the usa play better than him and they only had three strings to work with.

Dear Prowler,
Work on it.
Thanks ya!
MNG

They don't sleep together. He's on here all night every day

 

[X]

I told him the Fat One would dump his lame ass as soon as she did not need him any more.

I told him Tibetan Spaniels are not spaniels.

I told him I would smack his faggot mouth if I ever met him in person.

You’d have to smack it back into position because I’m gonna smack it all outta whack first HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[X]

Mr nonce guy trying his damdest

 

[MrNiceGuy]

No.

Too fantasy.

Some people do more with less.

You do worth with less in the form of worth+less.

The batting belt is like a tattoo. Meaning to you. Worthless to anyone else.

If you feel prone to bring it to my attention to feed your attention than you underestimate my care & grossly over estimate that belt.

What we do to have meaning towers over temu produced belts.

Will we be remembered or forgotten?

You remember the belt. No one else ever will.

It's Kansas Bro.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Mr nonce guy trying his damdest

Lookey here Prowler. I mean... if X is for you then who could be against you?

Maybe non retarded & such?

Probs.

Keep digging the hole.

Next stop... China.

Ecclesiastes states it's better to be trounced by wise men than praised by fools.

No offense to X.

It is what it is. A clown endorsement.

 

[Kirk]

Prowler was not really good at creating "quality" threads at TRF either, most of the time he was talking about The FURNACE or yelling at Caskur because she tried to "supposebly" kill his dog.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Prowler was not really good at creating "quality" threads at TRF either, most of the time he was talking about The FURNACE or yelling at Caskur because she tried to "supposebly" kill his dog.

So Prowler has been consistent at failure.

Seems legit.

Kirk, Do you remember when you posted a million words at BH to hold a record for words posted? Yeah. Me neither. So I will admire you for your beauty if we both are succinct in knowing our beauty fled eons ago. Dealio?

 

[X]

@Jack has a new boyfreend

 

[The Prowler]

They don't sleep together. He's on here all night every day

I know you said that when I posted at 5:21am today.

The problem is, I had not posted since 9:11pm.

Anyone can check my post history, @Jack. So they can see how desperate. You are. To lie. Oh, @Jack . To lie.

 

[The Prowler]

The batting belt is like a tattoo.

that belt.

belts

You remember the belt.