Hi, Boozebag here.

[Boozebag]

I dated a mentally ill pot-head ex-Mormon who was addicted to Coca-Cola.

After we broke up she stalked my place a few times, and it was a 40-minute drive from hers to get there so that was a little troubling. Although, I should have known she was gonna be a little bonkers considering our first date she took my hand and jammed my fingers down her throat to show me she could deepthroat.

I pulled my hand out and it was all covered in thick saliva and I was more grossed out than turned on... and I was like "Oh wow.... that's, cool." and I either hid my revulsion well, or she was too high to notice and just giggled.

Fun times.

That's about it... see you around.

 

[Krieg]

*waits to see if it's an alt*

 

[Frood]

I dated a mentally ill pot-head ex-Mormon who was addicted to Coca-Cola.

After we broke up she stalked my place a few times, and it was a 40-minute drive from hers to get there so that was a little troubling. Although, I should have known she was gonna be a little bonkers considering our first date she took my hand and jammed my fingers down her throat to show me she could deepthroat.

I pulled my hand out and it was all covered in thick saliva and I was more grossed out than turned on... and I was like "Oh wow.... that's, cool." and I either hid my revulsion well, or she was too high to notice and just giggled.

Fun times.

That's about it... see you around.

Mormons aren't supposed to drink Coca Cola, despite inventing it...

 

[Boozebag]

I dated a mentally ill pot-head ex-Mormon who was addicted to Coca-Cola.

After we broke up she stalked my place a few times, and it was a 40-minute drive from hers to get there so that was a little troubling. Although, I should have known she was gonna be a little bonkers considering our first date she took my hand and jammed my fingers down her throat to show me she could deepthroat.

I pulled my hand out and it was all covered in thick saliva and I was more grossed out than turned on... and I was like "Oh wow.... that's, cool." and I either hid my revulsion well, or she was too high to notice and just giggled.

Fun times.

That's about it... see you around.

Mormons aren't supposed to drink Coca Cola, despite inventing it...

Yeah, that is why I mentioned she was an ex-Mormon. I think she became addicted to Coca-Cola because it made her feel rebellious just as it does an ex-Catholic to eat a Big Mac on a Friday during Lent. Or an ex-Muslim eating a Baconator.

Although she was no longer a practicing Mormon she had her moments of paranoia about it like when I would joke about Joseph Smith's Golden plates being buried in her pussy.

She would chuckle, but then say I shouldn't talk like that.

Well, you know what they say, you can take the girl out of LDS... but.

 

[Seamajor]

Did she wear her garment?

 

[Boozebag]

Did she wear her garment?

Nope. No magical underwear.

Yeah, I know... I was disappointed too.

 

[Succubus]

Forum flirt, here. Do you really have majestical testicles?

 

[Frood]

I dated a mentally ill pot-head ex-Mormon who was addicted to Coca-Cola.

After we broke up she stalked my place a few times, and it was a 40-minute drive from hers to get there so that was a little troubling. Although, I should have known she was gonna be a little bonkers considering our first date she took my hand and jammed my fingers down her throat to show me she could deepthroat.

I pulled my hand out and it was all covered in thick saliva and I was more grossed out than turned on... and I was like "Oh wow.... that's, cool." and I either hid my revulsion well, or she was too high to notice and just giggled.

Fun times.

That's about it... see you around.

Mormons aren't supposed to drink Coca Cola, despite inventing it...

Yeah, that is why I mentioned she was an ex-Mormon. I think she became addicted to Coca-Cola because it made her feel rebellious just as it does an ex-Catholic to eat a Big Mac on a Friday during Lent. Or an ex-Muslim eating a Baconator.

Although she was no longer a practicing Mormon she had her moments of paranoia about it like when I would joke about Joseph Smith's Golden plates being buried in her pussy.

She would chuckle, but then say I shouldn't talk like that.

Well, you know what they say, you can take the girl out of LDS... but.

I staffed a quartermasters shop that sold snacks at a summer camp and used to push Coca Cola on the mormon kids.... then the elders would come buy and insist I stop it.... which I didn't.

Told them I couldn't tell who were Mormon and I wasn't paid to religion check...

 

[Boozebag]

I dated a mentally ill pot-head ex-Mormon who was addicted to Coca-Cola.

After we broke up she stalked my place a few times, and it was a 40-minute drive from hers to get there so that was a little troubling. Although, I should have known she was gonna be a little bonkers considering our first date she took my hand and jammed my fingers down her throat to show me she could deepthroat.

I pulled my hand out and it was all covered in thick saliva and I was more grossed out than turned on... and I was like "Oh wow.... that's, cool." and I either hid my revulsion well, or she was too high to notice and just giggled.

Fun times.

That's about it... see you around.

Mormons aren't supposed to drink Coca Cola, despite inventing it...

Yeah, that is why I mentioned she was an ex-Mormon. I think she became addicted to Coca-Cola because it made her feel rebellious just as it does an ex-Catholic to eat a Big Mac on a Friday during Lent. Or an ex-Muslim eating a Baconator.

Although she was no longer a practicing Mormon she had her moments of paranoia about it like when I would joke about Joseph Smith's Golden plates being buried in her pussy.

She would chuckle, but then say I shouldn't talk like that.

Well, you know what they say, you can take the girl out of LDS... but.

I staffed a quartermasters shop that sold snacks at a summer camp and used to push Coca Cola on the mormon kids.... then the elders would come buy and insist I stop it.... which I didn't.

Told them I couldn't tell who were Mormon and I wasn't paid to religion check...

I'm glad you stood your ground, those elders can become feisty!

 

[Succubus]

I was being serious about your testicles.....what? You can't respond to me? I'm curious.

 

[Frood]

I dated a mentally ill pot-head ex-Mormon who was addicted to Coca-Cola.

After we broke up she stalked my place a few times, and it was a 40-minute drive from hers to get there so that was a little troubling. Although, I should have known she was gonna be a little bonkers considering our first date she took my hand and jammed my fingers down her throat to show me she could deepthroat.

I pulled my hand out and it was all covered in thick saliva and I was more grossed out than turned on... and I was like "Oh wow.... that's, cool." and I either hid my revulsion well, or she was too high to notice and just giggled.

Fun times.

That's about it... see you around.

Mormons aren't supposed to drink Coca Cola, despite inventing it...

Yeah, that is why I mentioned she was an ex-Mormon. I think she became addicted to Coca-Cola because it made her feel rebellious just as it does an ex-Catholic to eat a Big Mac on a Friday during Lent. Or an ex-Muslim eating a Baconator.

Although she was no longer a practicing Mormon she had her moments of paranoia about it like when I would joke about Joseph Smith's Golden plates being buried in her pussy.

She would chuckle, but then say I shouldn't talk like that.

Well, you know what they say, you can take the girl out of LDS... but.

I staffed a quartermasters shop that sold snacks at a summer camp and used to push Coca Cola on the mormon kids.... then the elders would come buy and insist I stop it.... which I didn't.

Told them I couldn't tell who were Mormon and I wasn't paid to religion check...

I'm glad you stood your ground, those elders can become feisty!

They were tenacious but polite... I enjoyed how bothered they were...

 

[Boozebag]

Forum flirt, here. Do you really have majestical testicles?

Yeah, they're pretty magnificent.

I wake up in the morning and rub them with a bay leaf... that's my secret.

Well... it uses to be.

 

[Succubus]

Forum flirt, here. Do you really have majestical testicles?

Yeah, they're pretty magnificent.

I wake up in the morning and rub them with a bay leaf... that's my secret.

Well... it uses to be.

Nice secret. Why a bay leaf? Try icy-hot. It works wonders. :Grin3:

 

[Boozebag]

Forum flirt, here. Do you really have majestical testicles?

Yeah, they're pretty magnificent.

I wake up in the morning and rub them with a bay leaf... that's my secret.

Well... it uses to be.

Nice secret. Why a bay leaf? Try icy-hot. It works wonders. :Grin3:

Yeah, I'll try the icy-hot as soon as I feel the desire to chop them off while in a panic.

 

[Frood]

Vic's Vapor rub is meant to be ace...

 

[Succubus]

Forum flirt, here. Do you really have majestical testicles?

Yeah, they're pretty magnificent.

I wake up in the morning and rub them with a bay leaf... that's my secret.

Well... it uses to be.

Nice secret. Why a bay leaf? Try icy-hot. It works wonders. :Grin3:

Yeah, I'll try the icy-hot as soon as I feel the desire to chop them off while in a panic.

May I play with them?

 

[Boozebag]

Forum flirt, here. Do you really have majestical testicles?

Yeah, they're pretty magnificent.

I wake up in the morning and rub them with a bay leaf... that's my secret.

Well... it uses to be.

Nice secret. Why a bay leaf? Try icy-hot. It works wonders. :Grin3:

Yeah, I'll try the icy-hot as soon as I feel the desire to chop them off while in a panic.

May I play with them?

Once I chop them off?

Sure, they're all yours.

 

[Succubus]

Forum flirt, here. Do you really have majestical testicles?

Yeah, they're pretty magnificent.

I wake up in the morning and rub them with a bay leaf... that's my secret.

Well... it uses to be.

Nice secret. Why a bay leaf? Try icy-hot. It works wonders. :Grin3:

Yeah, I'll try the icy-hot as soon as I feel the desire to chop them off while in a panic.

May I play with them?

Once I chop them off?

Sure, they're all yours.

No. I wanna play with them now.

 

[LotusBud]

We had Mormon neighbors when I was a kid, and their father laid down the law: His kids weren't allowed to come to our house because I gave them Coca Cola.