How many notsies does it take to stand up for a beta?

Vile_Vixen

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers
 

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers

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Damaged Maven

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers

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Yes you did. You just don't have enough juice to respond.
 

UncleDiLF

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers

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Yes you did. You just don't have enough juice to respond.

no, whats the benefit of reading turd language?

i bet you did.

it was too long. Didn’t read. LoL
 

SHAMPAIN

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers

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Yes you did. You just don't have enough juice to respond.
At least he has a foreskin
 

nazzibastard

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you.
 

Rukia Kuchiki

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you.

Too long did not read
 

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Damaged Maven

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers

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Yes you did. You just don't have enough juice to respond.
At least he has a foreskin[/QUOTEhow much smegma do you spread on your crackers?
 

Seamajor

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At first count two.....UncleDill and Souse tag teaming the mean ass women who hurt their feelings

however since his release from prison for child rape notsibastard has joined the pussy parade....

bravo you old ass losers :facepalm:

your butt hurt melt downs are in fact legendary.........a collection is being taken up on your behalf to send the three of you to Trolling Camp

there, along with several other Middle Aged losers (not you dilf..you qualify for the senior discount) you'll receive state of the art training on topics such as
- not displaying obvious butt hurt
- not crying in public
- coming up with original diss material (recycled diss are verboten)
- historically accurate information re the Aryan Brotherhood to help you appear more legit
- relying solely on yourself in the big bad forums
- discrete ways to cup your “brothers” balls
- appearing alpha
- coming up with believable stories while bragging in forums
- photoshopping yourself into pictures to appear more legit
- keeping your cool when confronted with your failure as a human being
- coming up with new material for comebacks (you can’t rely on the same shit over and over)
- culturally relevant insults for all nationalities

you’re on your own now ........ you’ll have to rely on comments from strangers

giphy.gif
Yes you did. You just don't have enough juice to respond.
At least he has a foreskin

soiled thoughts in a filthy thread.
 

TheHaze

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I have all the time in the world and still didn't waste my time reading that garbage - - - - - - -
 

TheHaze

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Semen, you haven’t been intentionally pooping your pants in very public places again I hope? :PanicAttack:

Semen doesn't own any pants and goes a round wearing a jock srap and swim suit and T-shirt full of flowers and flip flop's and gold plated necklace - - - - - -:Stoned:
 

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In 2018 he often ran naked in the beach in front of children!!!

he was fighting for “nature”. He even had a boner many times.