She made me so mad one day that I cornered her on my bed. She slapped me when I was on top of her and I slapped her back hard. Her head hit the wall from my slap and my heart collapsed. She cried in fear and I took my sorry arse into the garage, found a rope and committed suicide!
She found me 5 minutes later and I was purple and I had shat myself! I went to an asylum and spent two weeks there!