If I could drink 1.8 litres of plonk in a single setting...

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I could do a Blandscape accented Vocaroo nearly indistinguishable from the master of vague English language himself.
 
It sounds more like a drunken Russian accent than any Scottish accent I've ever heard...if they interviewed this poor man on BBC news, they'd have to provide subtitles or dub his voice, it's that bad.
 
True story... whenever Blandy has to stay in a hospital and is pumped up on painkillers for a day or two, even a week, his language skills improve immensely.

...to the point that he almost sounds sane and school educated... albeit while still talking heaping horse mounds of utter shit, yet in a much subdued but more intelligible manner.
 
I like hearing a difference version of English.
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