If you were in the second world war

I think this thread needs a pic of the spazzy helmet, for more lols
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And the nips captured you and made you answer under threat of torture who the most useless poster here is who would it be?

X boks
Jacksie
Adminge
Crookie
Alfrit e noyuo
Seanilemajor

Btw, the nips want reasons too

It's a tie between Jack and Admin. and Alfred E. Nodick.