I'm Sorry But I Just Don't Understand Anal Sex

[Alticus]

I've had a colonoscopy before and even with the drugs they give beforehand, it's an unpleasant experience. I don't understand how anyone can find any pleasure whatsoever from from being porked by a 10 inch dildo, and don't get me started about anal beads. Cal it a fetish, call it whatever you want, but I sure as hell don't get it.

 

[Jack]

I've had a colonoscopy before and even with the drugs they give beforehand, it's an unpleasant experience. I don't understand how anyone can find any pleasure whatsoever from from being porked by a 10 inch dildo, and don't get me started about anal beads. Cal it a fetish, call it whatever you want, but I sure as hell don't get it.

Ask Turdsie. She tickles X's prostate with her fist every day.

 

[Admin.]

Ask Turdsie. She tickles X's prostate with her fist every day.

Is that when X likes her to call him Biggy?

 

[Fredricka]

I mightve known admin and jack would zone in on this thread, I bet they've both been in alts pm's whispering to him sweet anal nothings and trying to explain to him why they think it's so great

 

[Fredricka]

Why does Alticus think he has to apologise for not understanding anal sex? Is it because he thinks admin and jack will be mad that he doesn't agree with their way of life?

 

[Admin.]

I mightve known admin and jack would zone in on this thread, I bet they've both been in alts pm's whispering to him sweet anal nothings and trying to explain to him why they think it's so great

You needn’t be jealous, you’ll always have X’s sphincter.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Buttsex is for faggots and nasty individuals

I tried it once and I'll never forget the sight of my dick with a piece of bean stuck on it

Why would you fuck an anus when there's a pussy right next to it?