Yeah, the "Anthropogenic Climate Change" trope is a weird one. It appears it is specifically designed to appeal to the ignorant and simple-minded. The very idea that no glacier should ever melt, no ocean current should ever shift, the level of any body of water should never rise or fall is silly and childish on it's face, but that is clearly what the hard core ClimateTards seem to think.
I'd advise that they all go to their local community colleges and take a Geology 101 course to dispel the idea that nothing should ever change on the earth.