Oh darn, I missed one of Blandsmack's haggis & heroin fuelled rants...
Nevermind, I suspect it will have gone something like this:
"Accccccccccccckkkkkk! 5.99 for a new kilt? Those bonnie weee brown laddies must be off their heeeedz!"
I told him to avoid shopping at the Glasgow paki markets, but they're near to his heroin dealer, so what can ya do...