Just An Old Cowboy Song...

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Mama, don't let yer cowboys grow up to be babies
If they's growin' up backwards, I reckon you done somethin' wrong
Mama, teach them to love that ol' linear timeline
'n' if ya don't, reckon I'll just un-sing this ridiculous song
 

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Mama Don't Live Here Anymore

Romo Jackson and The Rascals
 

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Trevor called me last night. He wants to talk.
Sounds like he was drinking too.
Last I heard was Trevor was trying to catch Pigeons down at the train yard and got ran over by a Choo Choo:TrainWreck:
 

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I was drunk, the day my maw, got out of prison. And I went, to pick her up, in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pick uuuuuup truck. She got ran over by a damned ol' train!
 
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Well, muh houn' dog left me an' he stole mah truck
But he ran off with muh wife, so I don't give a fuck
Ah really don' mind, y'know Ah wish him well
'Cause muh houn' dog's sin'll lead ta his own Hell
 

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If heaven aint a lot like Dixie,
I dont wanna go!
If heaven aint a lot like Dixie,
I'd just assume stay home.
If they aint got a grand ole Opry,
Like they do in Tennessee,
Just send me to hell or New York City,
It'd be about the same to me.
 

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I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle,
as I go riding merrily along,
and they say oh aint you glad you're single,
and that song aint so very song from wrong.
 

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I was drunk, the day my maw, got out of prison. And I went, to pick her up, in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pick uuuuuup truck. She got ran over by a damned ol' train!
<EVERYBODY SING>

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
But you don't have to call me Darlin', darlin'
You never even called me by my name

(this gave me goosebumps/chills. seriously. lol)
 

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People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the morning
And get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my old blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made

'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone
 
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Only one country song ever stood my hackles on end, and aside from the musicians who performed it, I'm not even sure it's so much a country song:

 

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I was drunk, the day my maw, got out of prison. And I went, to pick her up, in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pick uuuuuup truck. She got ran over by a damned ol' train!
<EVERYBODY SING>

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
But you don't have to call me Darlin', darlin'
You never even called me by my name

(this gave me goosebumps/chills. seriously. lol)

This song was stuck in my head all day yesterday haha. Thanks for singing with me!!! Haha, my gf called on her break, I was already tipsy, I started singing it, she said "dont, Im still at work", and then I continued with the next verse (that you just sang) even louder hahaha. Almost hung up on me lol.
 

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I have made a vow that when Willie dies, Imma make a pilgrimage to Luckenbach TX and smoke a fatty in his honor. You with me Scoots?

Thing is tho, I'm not sure the bastard isn't going to out live me. I saw him recently (I guess about a year ago) and it was not nearly as good as shows I had previously seen. I don't know if he was not into that night or if he is just getting old. He was just phoning it in. Still amazing to get to see him play again.
 

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Need a little time off for bad behavior
The devil in me done been asleep too long
I need a little time off for bad behavior
It looks like I've been too good for too long…