Lardo wants to see leg pictures

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Imagine grown men posting pictures of their biceps.

I can't quite believe what I see here at BF sometimes.
Actually, it's our legs we should really worry about if we want to actually remain functional.

Look at old people and how they walk

Can she be any more obvious?


I will post some up for her.

Jack, Admin, 232445, Vitty, Joe....maybe you guys can give Lardo a thrill too.
 

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Please can we NOT have any jack legs in this thread or anywhere, the thought of it actually terrifies me

You know @Jack , he'll try to up his value by having his grandson hand draw tattoos on his inner thigh with a Crayola Crayon, hoping somehow the Crayon "accidentally" gets shoved up his old fucking ass.
 

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You know @Jack , he'll try to up his value by having his grandson hand draw tattoos on his inner thigh with a Crayola Crayon, hoping somehow the Crayon "accidentally" gets shoved up his old fucking ass.
Then 4 months later he'll say it wasn't his leg, it's his wife's hairy fat leg
 

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Then 4 months later he'll say it wasn't his leg, it's his wife's hairy fat leg

But then when he gets made fun of about that for weeks on end, he'll suddenly pop up and say he "owns" everyone, while blaming it all on the month of July, for tricking him into believing there are 35 calendar days in that month. If that doesn't work, he can always submit a police report about how he was swindled out of his dignity by a well placed dot.
 

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But then when he gets made fun of about that for weeks on end, he'll suddenly pop up and say he "owns" everyone, while blaming it all on the month of July, for tricking him into believing there are 35 calendar days in that month. If that doesn't work, he can always submit a police report about how he was swindled out of his dignity by a well placed dot.
Come on flynn, be real, his no yuos own us all, we can't compete with that
 

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Or better yet, his mighty gifs of faggotry. Notice when @Jack gets his ass kicked he starts posting redundant gifs non-stop? It's a symptom of being a fucking retard. Admin also suffers from that same ailment.
And when he just sits in the sb lolling at everyone else's lames against us, it's just pure mastery. I'm just in awe sometimes
 

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And when he just sits in the sb lolling at everyone else's lames against us, it's just pure mastery. I'm just in awe sometimes

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Oh, right!

The giant

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Like somehow those will erase the memories in our Hippocampus' (Lily, not flaming you) about how @Jack gets played worse than a flute at band camp.
 
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So I am going to use this thread as an opportunity to demonstrate how flexing can make average sized muscles look bigger. I mean, this seems obvious...but since posting a picture of me flexing my bicep, I have had a couple of "steroids" comments sent my way. It is so silly, really. But I think some people do not understand that flexing will temporarily increase the size of muscles.

This actually is something that started years ago on a different forum....

There was this poster.....Oak....claimed to be a woman. I called her jOak....because....well, she was a joke of a person. Like, not a serious person at all. She tried to be serious, but was just too stupid to be taken seriously.

Anyways, I posted the following picture of me and my dog. It was taken in the Smoky Mountains.

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That jOak person went on and on about how my right leg was underdeveloped. "You must have a serious problem!! You are gimpy!!! Gimpy right leg!!!" Just retarded stuff.

I was "No, it is the way my feet are positioned." Because of the way they are on the rocks, my left foot is pointing down so my left calf muscles are kind flexing, and my right foot pointed up so my right calf muscle is stretched.

It seemed that jOak and a few other posters could not understand the concept, and it seems that there are a few people here who are similarly challenged.

I have a few pictures that show my legs and will demonstrate the "flexing" effect.

I might as well take the opportunity to teach some people who seem to be confused (like you @Jack).
 

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So I am going to use this thread as an opportunity to demonstrate how flexing can make average sized muscles look bigger. I mean, this seems obvious...but since posting a picture of me flexing my bicep, I have had a couple of "steroids" comments sent my way. It is so silly, really. But I think some people do not understand that flexing will temporarily increase the size of muscles.

This actually is something that started years ago on a different forum....

There was this poster.....Oak....claimed to be a woman. I called her jOak....because....well, she was a joke of a person. Like, not a serious person at all. She tried to be serious, but was just too stupid to be taken seriously.

Anyways, I posted the following picture of me and my dog. It was taken in the Smoky Mountains.

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That jOak person went on and on about how my right leg was underdeveloped. "You must have a serious problem!! You are gimpy!!! Gimpy right leg!!!" Just retarded stuff.

I was "No, it is the way my feet are positioned." Because of the way they are on the rocks, my left foot is pointing down so my left calf muscles are kind flexing, and my right foot pointed up so my right calf muscle is stretched.

It seemed that jOak and a few other posters could not understand the concept, and it seems that there are a few people here who are similarly challenged.

I have a few pictures that show my legs and will demonstrate the "flexing" effect.

I might as well take the opportunity to teach some people who seem to be confused (like you @Jack).
Lily will lose her shit AND cream her pants when she sees this. Calm down lily
 
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So in this picture....

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You will notice that my right leg looks skinny and not muscular. While the quadriceps are well-defined on my left leg.

This is because my weight is mostly on my left leg, so those muscles are flexing.
 
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But in this picture...

legs.jpg


You can definitely see some muscle in my right leg. And the left leg calf muscle seems to have relaxed....I think I was probably transferring my weight from my left leg to my right leg as this picture was taken.
 

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So in this picture....

legs3.jpg



You will notice that my right leg looks skinny and not muscular. While the quadriceps are well-defined on my left leg.

This is because my weight is mostly on my left leg, so those muscles are flexing.


Why do your shorts look like Venom blowing a kiss?
 

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Yeah short guys are lucky, they can form that muscular physique easily with the smaller muscles , it’s us tall long limbed people that really need to put in the work
 
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Yeah short guys are lucky, they can form that muscular physique easily with the smaller muscles , it’s us tall long limbed people that really need to put in the work

I was out for dinner today and I saw a guy...hmmm, maybe 5'10"....he had calf muscles the size of 20 pound turkeys. The rest of him looked pretty normal though.
 

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I was out for dinner today and I saw a guy...hmmm, maybe 5'10"....he had calf muscles the size of 20 pound turkeys. The rest of him looked pretty normal though.


Some people digest poultry differently....
 

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But in this picture...

legs.jpg


You can definitely see some muscle in my right leg. And the left leg calf muscle seems to have relaxed....I think I was probably transferring my weight from my left leg to my right leg as this picture was taken.
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