Lies

[Alticus]

Lie your ass off.

I just got finished playing a game of 1 on 1 with Shaq and I won 12-1

 

[Lily]

After Bill Gates, I am the owner of the most land in the United States.

 

[Breakfall]

I am an ugly short guy with a very small pee-pee. I love politics to death but don’t question me on account of my stupidity. I love sucking cock a lot. Don’t squeeze my nipples hard and you can shove that bottle of rum right up your clacker! Fuck off.

 

[Breakfall]

After Bill Gates, I am the owner of the most land in the United States.

What would you call your majority landholdings, Newest Mexico?

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily doesnt have a Latina accent! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

@LotusBud is a pretty liberal with a penchant for anal sex.

 

[Alticus]

I work at Area 51.