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In today's world of advanced persistent nuisance who can you trust to defend your users, your sanity and the health of your discussions?
LotusBud 2.0 -- the intuitive anti-oak defense system
Our feature rich version of TheBUd as she's affectionately come to be known comes with all the advanced features the internet has grown to love and cherish in an Oak resistance system.
This updated version of Lotusbud 2.0 includes the following
The Anti-Oak algorithm -- A proprietary, feature rich, oak detection and deterrence system that effectively eliminates the oak worm wherever she lurks.
Anti-MalWhine - Infected with the dreaded Oak worm and can't stand the whining? Just install your copy of LotusBud 2.0 and like magic the whining disappears.
Anti-Cryware - One shop stopping power for all the bitching & moaning and any residual odor left behind when one of your message boards becomes infected with the Oak worm or one of it's variants.
Versatile - 100% effective against Oak tear bombing, The Oak administrator inbox DDOS attack, The Oak regurgitator attack, The Oak attention whoring attack and even the Oak this time I really leaving the internet forever attack
Easy to Use - Once installed Lotusbud will automatically seek out and destroy all instances of Oak and any of her replicas.
Detailed Reporting - Your users can view, in real-time, the Oak threat being eliminated from your forum on a thread by thread basis.
Satisfaction Guaranteed - If Oak is still hemorrhaging on your forum 30 days after a complete install of LotusBud 2.0 you will get your money back along with an apologetically written eulogy to be recited at your funeral after you have undoubtedly committed suicide.
LotusBud -- the effective name message board cretin control.
LotusBud 2.0 -- the intuitive anti-oak defense system
Our feature rich version of TheBUd as she's affectionately come to be known comes with all the advanced features the internet has grown to love and cherish in an Oak resistance system.
This updated version of Lotusbud 2.0 includes the following
The Anti-Oak algorithm -- A proprietary, feature rich, oak detection and deterrence system that effectively eliminates the oak worm wherever she lurks.
Anti-MalWhine - Infected with the dreaded Oak worm and can't stand the whining? Just install your copy of LotusBud 2.0 and like magic the whining disappears.
Anti-Cryware - One shop stopping power for all the bitching & moaning and any residual odor left behind when one of your message boards becomes infected with the Oak worm or one of it's variants.
Versatile - 100% effective against Oak tear bombing, The Oak administrator inbox DDOS attack, The Oak regurgitator attack, The Oak attention whoring attack and even the Oak this time I really leaving the internet forever attack
Easy to Use - Once installed Lotusbud will automatically seek out and destroy all instances of Oak and any of her replicas.
Detailed Reporting - Your users can view, in real-time, the Oak threat being eliminated from your forum on a thread by thread basis.
Satisfaction Guaranteed - If Oak is still hemorrhaging on your forum 30 days after a complete install of LotusBud 2.0 you will get your money back along with an apologetically written eulogy to be recited at your funeral after you have undoubtedly committed suicide.
LotusBud -- the effective name message board cretin control.
